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Fanny's people have denied that she's knocked up with Young Dro's baby. It was reported this morning that she was expecting. Her rep said, "Fantasia is not pregnant and the Internet rumors are entirely untrue."

 

When asked why she's missed so many shows for "The Color Purple" on Broadway the show's rep said, "It is true that she has missed some performances because she has gotten sick from time to time over the nine months, but doing eight shows a week is a lot so she missed a few."

 

Fanny has one 6-year-old daughter named Zion. I was counting on Fanny to be pregnant. She'd be a mess! Fanny would walk around knocked up in a bikini. Sexy. She would also not break my heart by giving her baby some boring ass name. 

 

This sucks.

 

 

 

Denise the janitor lady from "Survivor" will donate the $50,000 she received from Mark Burnett to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. Denise went on the "Early Show" yesterday and confessed to lying about being a lunch lady. During the show's finale on Sunday Denise said she lost her job as a lunch lady and was demoted to janitor. Feeling sorry for her, the producers gave her 50 grand. 

 

Denise said, "It was not my intention to be misleading. I'm sorry, and I apologize to everybody."

 

She also released this statement: "I do not feel comfortable about accepting the $50,000. I would instead ask that it be donated to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. Please accept my apology. I would also like to thank all the people who have supported me through this experience."

 

Even though Denise lied to me and ruined my faith, I forgive her. Now I really wish she would apologize for forcing me to look at that mullet.  

 

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I love political scandals. The National Enquirer claims the alleged former mistress of Presidential candidate, John Edwards, is knocked up with his baby! Rielle Hunter was linked to John earlier this year, but he denied ever doing sexy with her. Rielle used to work on his campaign.

 

Rielle has apparently gone into hiding with the help of one of John's aides. Sounds fun, actually. Rielle has been moved to Chapel Hill, N.C. near Andrew Young who was a key bitch in the Edwards campaign.

 

Rielle denies that John is the baby daddy, but claims Andrew is! Andrew is married to another woman with kids. Rielle is a mess!

 

Rielle said, "The fact that I am expecting a child is my personal and private business. This has no relationship to nor does it involve John Edwards in any way. Andrew Young is the father of my unborn child."

 

Sourcs say Rielle is telling everything that the baby is John's and that she can't have any contact with him for obvious reasons.  

 

Even rich, political whores can get ghetto. It's sad, but I'd have John Edwards baby. I know, I know.

 

This story is probably bullshit! I mean would John cheat on his Cancer-stricken wife? Well, he IS a politician.

 

 

 

Jordan's MySpace put out this little bulletin saying she's in the hospital after falling down a flight of stairs in Los Angeles. Luckily, she hasn't had her boobs shrunken yet, so they were able to protect her when she fell. Fake boobs save lives. Shit, those boobs probably got her into that mess. Too top heavy.

While she's there she might as well get those things taken out.

 

I'm sure she'll have all sorts of sordid and explicit hospital tales to tell when she gets out.

 

 

 

 

CoCo is so demure (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather 

 

Megan Fox is topless in Japan - Egotastic! 

 

Posh Beckham's toilet reading - Just Jared

 

Gemma Atkinson's big balls - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Katherine Heigl is still a bitch - IDLYITW

 

Tony Parker takes his denial to the next level - Popsugar

 

Putin is Time's Person of the Year - Towleroad

 

Rihanna denies Hartnett romance - Hollywood Rag 

 

Scary Santas - Cityrag

 

Simon Cowell loses his man boobs - A Socialite's Life

 

 

 

 

Jamie Lynn Spears did not get paid up front by Ok! Magazine for basically giving them the story of the year. Jamie Lynn didn't ask for money. Instead she got a back-end deal. Yeah, that's what got her into this mess in the first place.

 

TMZ reports that JL will get $1 million for a photo shoot with her baby when it's born. Why wait then? She should give them her ultrasound photos. Start the pimpin' now!

 

Lynne Spears went to Ok! Magazine, because she liked the way they handled Britney's whole metldown photo shoot with them. When Lynne found out JL was knocked up she called Ok! to give them the exclusive. She told them they had to keep Britney out of it.

 

That's not hard. Britney is ALWAYS out of it.

 

TMZ also claims Jamie Lynn is more than 12 weeks pregnant and think she's going to pop in the Spring.

 

I believe it. Remember those rumors about JL being knocked up back in July? Oh those Spears people. Such untruth tellers!