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Uma Thurman left the Waverly Inn in NYC last night wearing what looks like knitted oven mittens. Damn, is it true what they say about women with big hands? I sort of love that she doesn't give a fuck that she's wearing enormous lobster claws that completely clash with her outfit. 

 

Those things are scary. She can probably scratch the back of her head and her ass at the same time. Her man is kind of hot, though.  

 

 

Splash

 

 

 

Jennifer Cannon and Doy Nichols of Lexington, Kentukcy married in the Charmin Restrooms in Times Square, New York City today. The wedding was part of Charmin's 2007 Wedding Dress Contest. Jennifer wore the winning dress by designer Hanah Kim. Hanah used Charmin Ultra Soft and Ultra Strong to make the gown.

 

Charmin paid for the couple's hotel and airlines accomodations. They will also provide the couple with a honeymoon.

 

Brings new meaning to "I was married in a real shit hole!"

 

She should've taken it a step further by wearing lingerie by Depends and carrying a bouquet of tampons.

 

Now this is romance!

 

 

 

 

 

Christina Ricci needs to move past the Wintour/Suri/Willy Wonka hair already. It was cute, but now it's getting a little creepy. She looks like a Sanrio character. I just want to take a fuzzy pen and shove it up her ass and give it to one of my little cousins for Christmas. They love that Sanrio crap.  

 

Here's Christina at a photocall in Tokyo for her movie "Penelope."