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Judy Landers is best known for....well...she's best known for....being on a shit load of 80s tv shows I guess. She was a guest star on The Love Boat, Fantasy Island and Vega$ just to name a few. You know, the good ones. Her sister, Audrey Landers, is probably a little more famous. Audrey was in Dallas and played Val in The Chorus Line movie. Together they were the Landers sisters.

 

WELL! Judy stepped out with her two teenage daughters the other night. TMZ reports that Judy and her two daughters, 18-year-old Lindsey, and 16-year-old Kristy, are all working on a reality show together. Audrey will also be in the show.

 

From their horrendous boob jobs to their fake hair to their vacant eyes...I think I'm in love. I always loved Audrey more, but now I'm head over heels in love with Judy. I mean she should be put in jail for allowing her daughter to butcher her chest like that. I mean her implants are in her armpits!

 

These girls will be big stars. Trust me. Ok they won't, but just play along. It's better that way.

 

 

 

 

Tony Romo played the worst game of his career when Jessica Simpson and her stupid ass pink jersey showed up to cheer him on this past weekend. Tony's Dallas Cowboys teammate, Terrell Owens, said Jessica is not wanted.

 

When asked about Jessica's presence at their game, he said, "Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite -- in this locker room or in Texas Stadium."

 

Tony's previous worst game was last year when Carrie Underwood showed up to cheer him on. Terrell went on to say, "With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away. Other than that, she was high on my list until last week."

"Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned."

Life would be better if Jessica stayed away from everything and everyone that includes, football games, TV shows, movies, recording studios, shopping malls, hospitals, restaurants, medical clinics and so on and so forth.

Jessica's an idiot, so she's totally going to show up to their next game in an even brighter pink jersey.  

Source

Thanks elo

 

 

 

Britney Spears wants to get her boys drug tested, because she believes KFed is smoking weed around them. The laughs just don't stop!

 

A source told Life&Style , “Britney believes Kevin’s been smoking pot in front of the kids. She says she can smell it in the boys’ hair and on their clothes when she has her visitation with them.”

 

“She’s asked the court-appointed monitor and her lawyers if they can prove the kids have been exposed to environments in which drugs have been taken." They told her to snip some of her boys' hair right after they've been at KFed's house. They can test the strands of hair. Don't even let that moron near those children's heads with scissors.

 

Apparently, Brit wants to hold an emergency hearing to ask The Commish to make KFed submit to drug tests as well.  

 

If I had to deal with KFed and Brit on a daily basis, I'd be hitting the weed pipe too. Shit. SPF and JJ's first phrases were probably "pass the bong."

 

 

 

Publicity whore Larry Birkhead told InTouch , "I think Britney is sexy."

 

A source close to Larry also told the magazine that he's looking to date Britney. "Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes - and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days."

 

Vulnerable blonde? That's now how I'd describe Britney, but ok. She's more like a crazy nappy head.

 

They deserve each other. A match made in publicity whore heaven!