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In case you were hiding under a rock for whatever reason, Britney's 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is knocked up. Jamie and her mommy, Lynne Spears, spilled it all to OK! Magazine. The issue hits stands tomorrow in NYC and on Friday everywhere else. I hope bitch made a pretty penny off that shit. She's gonna need the cash. Jamie is currently 12 weeks knocked up with her longtime and live-in boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. He's 19.

 

She said she was shocked when she found out from a home pregnancy test. "As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody," she says. "Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me."

 

She told her mother right before Thanksgiving. Lynne was very upset, but after a week after she found out she became supporting. Lynne told Ok!, "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

 

She said she hasn't told Nickelodeon, but that was at the time of the interview. Nickelodeon issued a statement saying they are supporting her. Blah..blah...yeah right! That show is going to get dropped.

 

She also said, "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait. But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

 

Sources told TMZ that Britney only found out today and that she's "frantic." Yeah, she's probably thinking how the hell she's going to top this. She's not going to let her sister take the spotlight.

 

Casey's mom told TMZ that they agree with everything Jamie Lynn said in the interview. She also said, "At this point, Casey doesn't wish to speak out, but it would be wonderful when the time comes" When asked about their age difference she said, "Casey will address all of this when it is time."

 

Jamie Lynn said she will raise her baby in Louisiana "so it can have a normal family life."

 

Um...your baby is going to be a Spears. There's nothing normal about that, darling.

 

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As if anyone really cares with all this Jamie Lynn drama going on, but The Sun is reporting that Lily Allen is knocked up. 22-year-old Lily and boyfriend, 37-year-old Ed Simons of The Chemical Brothers, are "delighted." The two have been dating since September.

 

A source said, "It’s the icing on the cake for what has been an incredible 18 months for her. She is looking forward to finishing her new album early next year and releasing it before the birth of her first child.”

 

Damn and she just got that new body. Can't wait to her all of Lily's complaints. She's gonna find something wrong with her baby even if its perfect. She loves to bitch!

 

 

 

16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up! She has apparently spilled it all to Ok! Magazine. That's pretty hilarious. Sad, but hilarious if it's true. Can this Brit saga get anymore twisted and fucked up? It's like Jackie Collins went trailer trash is writing this entire drama. If KFed's the father I'm going to lose my mind. The Spears women must be allergic to contraceptives.

 

UPDATE: TMZ confirms that she is knocked up. The Ok! issue hits stands tomorrow. JL and her mother tell all in a six-page spread. The father is 19-year-old Casey Aldridge, her long-term and live-in boyfriend. She met him at church. Apparently, Britney doesn't know yet. She's probably going to high-five JL when she finds out. Britney probably told her to do it, because that's how you keep a man.

 

Christmas has come early!

 

UPDATE II: Jamie Lynn stars on the Nickelodeon show "Zoey 101" and they issued this statement:

What they meant to say was, "You're fired bitch!"

 

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Mischa Barton said she prefers the company of "really old people," because they make the best dates. 21-year-old Mischa said, "I just really love hanging out with really old people. They're the best dinner dates you could ever have. All that life experience and understanding."

 

Yeah, they make terrific dates. I love it when my dinner date coughs up their dentures, picks their nose hairs during appetizers, falls asleep during the main course and has a heart attack during dessert. Although dumb dumb Mischa probably thinks 35-year-olds are really, really old. 

 

I'm sure old men love her as a dinner date too. She's dumb enough not to notice them jacking to her during dinner conversation. 

 

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Drudge posted this picture of Hills Clinton with the tag "Toll of the Campaign" yesterday and it seems everyone has an opinion about it. Yes, Hills looks like an albino baboon's ass in this picture, but you would too if you were running for President. Ok, maybe not you, because you're lazy and would spend your days on the campaign bus trying different face masks and painting your nails, but Hills is a busy woman. 

 

Rush Limbaugh (ugh, I can't believe I'm typing that name) went on and on about how we're obsessed with beauty and "Will Americans want to watch a woman get older before their eyes on a daily basis?" He said that we don't care if men look old, because when they get old they look "more authoritative, accomplished and distinguished".

 

Even the ladies of The View had an opinion about it. The genius that is Sherri Sheppherd said, "Is a boob job gonna find Osama Bin Laden?" Seriously, isn't that bitch's number up yet?  

 

Hillary's loogies are probably more attractive than Rush. 

 

 

 

 

 

Nick Ashford is 65 and bitch has a hot body for a man his age. Yes, he's probably a VIP customer at International Male, but he's still hot. Shit, does International Male have a female division, because I think Valerie got her get-up there. Her dress looks like it was made from deflated Birthday balloons.

 

Here's these two at the Atlanta Mayor's Masked Ball this past weekend.  

 

Every time I see Nick Ashford all I think of is that creepy lion man in Madonna's "Like  A Virgin" video.  

 

 

Source: C&D