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Posh Beckham is getting all the attention on the Spice Girls tour and the other chickens don't like it one bit. At the opening of their London show, Posh got the most applause so says the Daily Mail. Posh's mic was turned down low that when she tried to speak nobody could hear her. That's probably a good thing. Her heels are also higher than the others, so she towers over them. It's the little things, I guess.

 

A source said, “All of these silly petty things just got on the nerves of the other girls. And to top it off when Victoria kept getting the loudest applause and cheers, it really grated on the others.

"The fact Posh probably had the least to do but was getting the best reception was a bit disheartening. It all blew up backstage afterwards and there were some very stern words and evil looks exchanged."

Is that why Posh had pitt cleavage? Scary, Sporty, Baby and Ginger probably got together, stole her fugly corset, threw it in the dryer and watched that Posh try and squeeze into it. 

Please! The only reason these women got back together was for cold hard cash. I'm sure they could give a shit that Posh is getting the most attention. All they see are dollar signs. I mean pound signs. Well, Posh sees dollar signs since she lives in America and Baby sees pounds since she lives in...oh well you know what I mean! 

 

 

 

Alizee Poulicek (hot name) was booed by 3,400 people when she failed to answer a question in Dutch during the Miss Belgium contest. She had to switch to French which the people of Antwerp did not like. Alizee speaks Czech, French and English, but not Dutch. Belgium has been without a government for around 200 days, because of the drama going on between the Dutch and French speaking parties. 

 

Alizee was born in Belgium, but grew up in the Czech Republic. She moved back to Belgium only six years ago and lived in a mostly French-speaking town.

 

She said, "I have to try, learn more. I spoke almost no Dutch when I started this adventure." I'm sure the people will help her learn a few phrases...like the phrase "fuck off" maybe?

 

Miss Belgium's organizer isn't bothered at all by the fact that the winner was booed. She said, "I don't worry about this too much. It is the least painful thing. I would consider it different if they had said 'Miss Belgium is an ugly girl.'"

 

Exactly! Beauty pageant winners shouldn't talk anyway. It's best when they just stand there and look pretty like mannequins. Shit, we should enter in a mannequin and she'd probably win.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien will both cross lines to go back to work on January 2nd. NBC announced that both shows will return without writers. NBC said, "Both Jay and Conan have supported their writers during the first two months of this WGA strike and will continue to support them. However, there are hundreds of people who will be able to return to work as a result of Jay's and Conan's decision."

 

Jay and Conan said they decided to go back to work to save hundreds of jobs. Both have been paying salries for non-striking employees.

 

Conan said, "I will make clear, on the program, my support for the writers and I'll do the best version of 'Late Night' I can under the circumstances. Of course, my show will not be as good. In fact, in moments it may very well be terrible."

 

Jay Leno without writers? Eeek. He's just gonna stand up there with his hands in his pockets, pacing the stage with a confused look on his face. So basically nothing's going to change!

 

Source: CNN

 

 

Photoshop is normally supposed to help you out and make you look better. However, Kate Hudson is looking a lot like Goldie Hawn's sister instead of her daughter in January's Vogue Magazine. Girl looks old. She annoys me even in pictures.

 

Her son, Ryder, can stay. He's working for his supper. Someone's been watching "America's Next Top Model." 

 

 

Source: JJB & KateHudson.Net

 

 

 

 

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have decided not to get a divorce. A source told TMZ that they had a bad fight, but have made up and decided not to slip. The two are working things out and will remain together.  

 

Pammy filed divorce papers on Friday.

 

Now that's what I call a crackhead fight. Crackheads always do shit like that. When they have a simple fight, they blow everything up. They will call the cops, throw each other's shit out, set your cars fire, file for divorce, take the kids, blah...blah...blah....

 

At least I can sleep tonight knowing that Pam and Rick's true love will continue. She'll re-file those papers before Christmas.

 

 

 

 

Lil Wayne is reportedly working with Zac Efron on a track for a new remix CD for High School Musical 2 called HSM2: Non-Stop Dance Party. In an interview with OC Weekly (via Radar ) Wayne said he only agreed to do it, because he needs to "reach those suburban white kids like Kanye did.”

 

The interview gets even weirder. Zac Efron shows up to Wayne's Miami mansion and greets him with a full-on kiss and says, “What’s up, my nigga?” Noooo...this shit can't be real. Was the reporter on acid or something. Why didn't anyone whip out their damn video phone! I need proof of this encounter.

 

Zac apparently crashes at Wayne's mansion when he's in Miami. Wayne said the two met in San Francisco. “Zac and me was both in San Francisco a few months ago for a comic book convention or something, and we met at an afterparty at some bar. To get away from these girls that was chasing him, he ducked into the bathroom and I followed him in there. I was like, ‘What’s crackin’, my brother from another mother?’”

 

Bonding in a San Francisco bar bathroom? Next thing Wayne's going to say is that they sang Streisand karaoke together while sipping pomegranate martinis. Can this get any gayer?

 

Zac calling Wayne a racial slur and then kissing him on the lips? I feel so uncomfortable right now.

 

 

 

John Travolta has been fired from the movie version of "Dallas" claims Page Six. Johnny was supposed to play J.R., but the movie has been laying around for years. Everyone from JLo to Meg Ryan to Shirley MacLaine to Jessica Simpson to Luke Wilson have been rumored to have been part of the cast at some point. The only thing that kept the project together was Johnny's creepy ass as J.R.

 

The source claims Johnny will be replaced by Ben Stiller and he was paid off to go away quietly.

 

Apparently, producers are taking the film in a different direction. Instead of being a drama, they are now looking to make it into a show-within-a-show type comedy starring Ben Stiller. They decided to switch things up after focus groups wanted more laughs. Um....more laughs? John Travolta as J.R. sounds pretty hilarious to me.

 

Hmmm...here's a thought? Why not scrap this whole mess altogether! If they insist on doing it they might as well cast Nicole Kidman as Sue Ewing. If you're going to go down in flames you might as well get the best flop queen in the business to help you do it faster.

 

 

 

Is Britney Spears going to become Mrs. Sam Lutfi? Probably not, but Star Magazine (via MSNBC ) claims this hillbilly twat is going to marry Sam in Las Vegas. Her last Vegas marriage lasted a whopping 55 hours. A source told Star, “[The lawyers] begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn’t seem to be listening.”

 

KFed apparently doesn't want Sam around his kids. Sam swears and gets angry around the boys and KFed has threatened the Frapp Queen with a restraining order against Sam. The source said, “Britney is completely under Sam’s spell. Everyone sees through him, except her. I hear that he stays with her most of the time, and she pays for his food, his bar and restaurant tabs and his clothing. She takes car of everything.”

 

No, she's under Frapp's spell. If Brit gets married, I hope she takes plenty of pictures. What am I saying? She'll invite her best friends, the paps, to be her maids of honor.

 

In other cheeto news, there's another hearing tomorrow reports TMZ . Ugh, will this saga ever end?! KFed's lawyer will ask The Commish to delay a hearing next month where Brit will ask him to restore some of her custody rights. Brit and her lawyers were going to ask The Commish to restore her right to drive with her boys in the car. KFed's lawyer wants to delay the hearing until April. His reason...who cares really? Like he needs a reason. All he has to say is, "Commish, we're talking about Britney."