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Johnny Depp has been named the most gracious autograph signer by Autograph Magazine. Johnny will pretty much sign anything and not be a dick about it. Autograph collecters from around the world decided who is the best and who is the worst. George Clooney, John Travolta, Jack Nicholson, Katherine Heigl, Russell Crowe and Dakota Fanning were among the best.

 

Will Ferrell was named the worst followed by Tobey Maguire, Joaquin Phoeniz, Renee Zellweger, Julie Andrews, ScarJo and Teri Snatcher.

 

Johnny, really? This is good news! That means when I ask him to sign my ass lips he'll have to do so. Win for me.

 

This is surprising since Johnny recently said he wants to go away and be forgotten. He said, "I don't want to be a product. Of course you want the movies to do well. But I don't want to know ... who's hot now and who's not and who's making this much dough and who's boffing this woman or that one. I want to remain ignorant of all this. I want to be totally outside and far away from all of it."

 

He also said he has no desire to win an Oscar, "I don't want to get up in front of all these people and thank them. It scares the **** out of me! The nomination was enough for me. I felt very honored. It's not really about the awards, though, it's about the work for me. I just love acting."

 

God, I love him. I need to track him down and ask for that ass lips autograph already.

 

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First things skank, what the hell is Paris Hilton wearing?! Who told her that head to toe animal print was hot? Jackie Collins? Her legs look like the crabs finally had enough and attacked her in a rage. Right now they are devoted to her, but it's bound to happen one day.

 

Paris is still in Germany where she was spotted canoodling with a young model named Julian. Oh poor, young Julian has no idea what's about to hit him. A big wod of the herp!