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Marilyn Manson said that the rumors about his mom, Barb Warner, keeping his foreskin in a jar are true. He said they even hope to make a little cash off of it in the future.

 

He said, "It's in more of a contact lens case, kind of like a shriveled up Lifesaver. If she ever came here, she would wave it around. We're hoping Sotheby's one day."

 

Illegal! Marilyn is so full of shit. He wants everything to think he's this creepy freak. He probably spends his Friday nights eating Orvell Redenbacher and catching up on his "Gilmore Girls" episodes.  

 

Foreskin in a jar? Nice try Marilyn. You aren't the first. There's already some face cream that claims to be made from the foreskin of infants .

 

Source VIA Celebitchy

 

 

 

Madonna will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame next year. John Mellencamp, Leonard Cohen, The Ventures and The Dave Clark Five will also be inducted. Madonna's first single "Everybody" was released 25 years ago. The ceremony will be held in March in NYC.

 

Donna Summer, Chic, Afrika Bambaataa and the Beastie Boys were nominated, but didn't make the cut. 

 

Okay, Madonna deserved it. She can't really sing, she's not the greatest dancer, she isn't a great lyricist and yet she's still managed to put together a pretty great music career and sell a shit load of albums. Give her the trophy! 

 

Donna Summer was robbed! The Dave Clark who?! 

 

 

 

 

 

The Golden Globes could be extra boring this year, because a bunch of nominees have already said they will not attend if the writer's strike is still going on. They refuse to cross picket lines.

 

Katherine Heigl (nominated for Grey's): "I'm not crossing the picket line, not unless I'm contractually obliged to do, which, for the Golden Globes, I'm not."

 

James McAvoy (Atonement): “I don’t think I’d want to do that. It’s an environment I wouldn’t want to stick my nose into. I’m not from this country and for me to stick my nose and throw my small weight around wouldn’t be right.”

 

David Cronenberg (Eastern Promises): “It would be very hard for me to cross a WGA picket line. Everybody will have the same problem. It’s very unfornuate and an issue that won’t go away."

 

Glenn Close (Damages): “I would never cross a picket line.”

 

Jeremy Piven (Entourage): "I don’t know about whether or not I'll be attending because to be honest with you, I don’t know a lot about the rules and limitations of what is happening. I need to look into it. Writers are kind of these unsung heroes. People don’t see how much these guys work and they're just trying to cover their bases for themselves and for the future. I hope they get what they deserve and I'll do anything I can to help that."

 

Oh please, Jeremy Piven is so full of shit. He's probably trying to broker a deal with the Golden Globes that if they give him the award he'll show up.

 

They should just get Ellen Degeneres to accept and give away all the awards. She'll cross a picket line. A one-woman Golden Globes.

 

Oh shit! What about Rumer Willis as Miss Golden Globe?! End this strike now! I have to see Rumer humiliating herself on National TV. 

 

Source: Variety

 

 

 

 

Paris Hilton has resorted to swinging from pipes like a monkey in order to get a little attention. Paris partied at Berlin's Maxx club last night and people looked like they could give a rat's ass. How do you say "useless skank" in German? Paris is in Berlin promoting her canned piss. 

 

In other skank news, Paris has vowed to go green . She said, "I changed all the light bulbs to energy-safe light bulbs and I'm buying a hybrid car right now. Little things that people can do every day to make a huge difference."

 

Paris has actually been green for a long time. The light bulb in her head is always off.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ashley Olsen isn't the only one getting a little action lately. InTouch reports that Mary-Kate Olsen was all over "Brothers & Sisters" star Dave Annable at Teddy's in Hollywood.

 

A source said, "They were all over each other, they looked as though they couldn't get enough of each other! They were holding hands, cuddling and kissing throughout dinner." The pair were also seen at Chateau Marmont last week. 

 

Dave apparently recently split with his girlfriend. So, let's see...the Olsens have been linked to Lance Armstrong, Josh Lucas, Nachos, Max Snow, David Katzenburg and who knows who else. Effing their way through Hollywood. SLUTS!

 

It's weird to me that all these dudes are caught making out with the Olsens in public. It's a little weird, because they are like little girls. Little dirty, girls. It would be like making out with one of the Goonies. I mean just imagine making out with "Chunk." Not hot.