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Sharon Stone cannot go one day without wearing some sort of fur. Don't get me wrong, I'm not some crazy anti-fur activist, but this woman cannot live without fur. She probably wears fur panties, because she can't spend a minute without dead flesh on her skin.

 

As Harry Connick Jr. in "Copycat" said, "Send me a pair of your panties. Your squirrel coveeers." Sharon's squirrel covers are totally made out of squirrels.

 

Here's Sharon in Paris. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Will Smith spoke about the possibility of working with Tom Cruise in the future. Will said that Tom helped him out with "I Am Legend" and spent 15 hours writing notes. 15 hours?! How slow does Tommy Girl write? I'm sure his only note was "More Shirtless Will Smith."

 

Will said they will work together soon and that they've been spending the past year trying to find a good project for the both of them. The NYDN asked him if he had a man-crush on Tom. Will said,  "I'm not in touch with my feminine side enough to answer that."

 

Wait, does that mean he's the top? Shit! I totally had him pegged for a bottom.  

 

 

 

Paula Abdul was once the victim of urine theft. She claims she gave a urine sample to her doctor and was shocked to find out that she needed to give another sample, because some crazed fan stole her first one.

 

She said, "Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynaecologist and my doctor said, 'We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?' "I told him that I'd left it out in reception, and when he came back he said, 'This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.' Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it's a funny story."

 

Way to cover your ass Paula. She was probably so hopped up on pills that she thought her urine sample was some delicious hot lemonade, so she drank it. She was too ashamed to tell the doctor, so she made up some lie.  

 

If this is true, the dude that stole her urine will most likely be the moron that is going to empty his savings on Marilyn Manson's foreskin .  

 

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