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A little while ago I posted something about gold pills that supposedly turns your shit to glitter and look what we have here! It's Paris Hilton in gold which basically looks like gold shit. The pills do work! PageSix.com has this picture Paris took to promote her canned sparkling wine, Rich Prosecco. More like SHIT Prosecco.

 

Paris is currently in Europe promoting the crap. It's due to launch in the US next year. Here's Paris on her way to Berlin today.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Humane Society has gone after the pet store where Brit Brit SpearsPets of Bel Air recently bought a 3-month-old chihuahua. Pets of Bel Air has also sold dogs to Paris, Denise Richards and Demi Moore. The joint claims they don't buy doggies from puppy mills, but The Humane Society said they are telling lies!

 

The HSUS has footage of several puppies in mills located in Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Iowa and Missouri. Mills are the devil's work. They breed dogs most of their lives and keep them in cages for most of their lives as well. 

 

Leave it to Brit and Paris to buy from pet stores. Two twits. That's like shit they did in the middle ages. We know better now. Brit and Paris don't care where their dogs come from just as long as they are cute and young. When they start to get old, they dump 'em off and head to the pet store to buy a new model.

 

Let's sell those two bitches to the puppy mills instead. Let them live in cages and pop out babies. Brit practically does that anyway. She shouldn't be allowed to own anything living! Not even a cactus.

 

Click here to see the video from the HSUS 

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

Jack Nicholson said sex isn't what it used to be. He misses the old days of complete sexual freedom. He said he gave up one-night stands, because he was afraid he'd get AIDS. He never used condoms before? Did they even have those in his days? And don't even talk about that goat skin condom shit. Nasty.

 

He also said fascists are using AIDS and other STDs to repress sensuality.

 

Old Jackie said, "In my lifetime, from World War II on, life got freer and freer until herpes, then AIDS. That was the end, ask any bar owner. Things moved to the right.

"Once this idea that you can die from sex got into people's heads, it became a weapon in the hands of stiff, erect, martinet father/parent fascists to suppress sensuality. When you start doing that, society gets rigid, and social life as I knew it was over, fast. I loved that era, and it's gone. Everything is about infections now. Anybody under 30 has never known the freedom I knew. They're frightened, they have no idea about alternative lifestyles.

"Freedom has never been part of the air they breathe. Naturally, I reacted differently to this fear of freedom, because it is a fear of feeling. I'm not talking about being profligate with sex and drugs. Fear of freedom is a withholding of love, and it's unyielding."

 

Obviously the kids aren't that afraid, because teen girls are still getting knocked up left and right. They obviously aren't using protection which means they don't seem to be too scared about diseases and such.

 

And I'm sure people were getting diseases in his day it was just not talked about. 

 

Jack probably stopped having one-night stands, because he got sick of hearing the "it happens all the time" line when he couldn't get it hard.

 

 

 

 

This Christmas why don't you get your loved ones a little gold pill that will make them shit glitter. Yes, this little pill is dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat-gold leaf. It's supposed to make your caca all glittery and shiny. Too bad it costs $425.

 

I could get the same effect by buying a bottle of gold glitter down at the 99 cent store, taking a poo and then pouring the glitter in the toilet. Same shit.

 

Now if it can turn my caca into actual gold and diamonds, then I'm in.

 

Source VIA Jezebel