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Jack Nicholson is a dog and is proud of it. In an interview for Men's Journal he said he can't commit to one woman and that thinking he could live the married life was a mistake he's made. He said, "We have more in common with a male dog than we do with a woman in this department. This may be male chauvinism in a certain context. But, baby, it's also science."

 

Jack has been with so many women that he thinks he could have around 9,000 kids out there. "There could be 9,000 for all I know – I used to live so freely. You can’t get too wild these days but I’m as wild as you can get.”

 

9,000?! Imagine the child support payments on that one. Jack is suddenly going to get a shit load of morons claiming to be his kid.

 

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Larry Birkhead held a viewing party for Barbara Walter's 10 Most Fascinating People of 2007, because he thought he might have made the top spot. Gatecrasher reports that Larry had been approached by ABC and he really thought he would make the list.

 

A source said, "Larry had been approached by ABC to be one of the candidates, but unknown to him they didn't use him. So when they released all the names except the top one — the most fascinating person that they were going to reveal on the show — he thought it was going to be him. That's what he was telling people."

 

The top spot went to J.K. Rowling. Oh well Larry! Maybe you'll be Prom Queen next year. Larry even invited the paps out to photograph him shopping at Kitson, because he thought he would need fresh pics for the papers.  

 

Poor Larry! He's gonna have to whore out his poor daughter even more now.  Nobody cares about him anymore. Hmmm...maybe that rumored sex tape he made with Howard K. Stern will accidentally surface? SICK!

 

 

 

Ricky Martin is gayer than a pink cockatoo, but he's never admitted or denied the rumors. His skin-care beautician might have done it for him. Ole Henriksen was interviewed for some Swedish magazine and was asked which celebrity he'd like to spend a romantic vacay with other than his boyfriend.

 

Ole said, “I’d go for Stig Tøfting (former Danish soccer player) but since he’s straight, I’d say my client Ricky Martin.”

 

I think Ricky Martin already accidentally outed himself by having a regular skin-care beautician.  

 

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After signing on to star in "Deep Throat II," Sylvia has second thoughts about her career choice. - I Heart Jack

 

 

Damn it, Beckham! How many times do we have to tell you: (1) keep Posh out of bright light (2) don't get her wet, and (3) never feed her after midnight!

Now look what you've gone and done!! - Sean

 

 

 

Robyn - Swedish pop star