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Monday, December 10th 2007

Oprah Commands You To Vote For Obama

 
It's the power of the O! Oprah featuring Obama appeared in Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina this past weekend. Together they brought in around 70,000 screaming fans. It's like the Beatles!
 
Several newspapers think Oprah completely outshone Obama. It has been dubbed the Oprah-bama tour. See, she gets top billing! This is the first time Oprah has publicly backed a Presidential candidate. 
 
Oprah said, "For the very first time in my life, I feel compelled to stand up and speak out for the man who I believe has a new vision for America. I understand the difference between a book club and free refrigerators. I understand the difference between that and this critical moment in our nation's history. I believe that Barack Obama will bring statesmanship to the White House. I believe that he will lead with strength, conviction, honor and compassion." 
 
If I was in the audience I'd be thinking, "I believe...I believe...blah..blah..just shut up and give me some free shit already, Oprah!
 
Give me a free $4,000 fridge Oprah and I'll vote for you. I mean for Obama. I mean for Oprah. I mean for Obama. Shit! Which one of them is running again?
 
Source: People
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, December 10th 2007

Morning Wood

 
New York is not knocked up. DUH! Trannies can't get pregnant - Vh1 Blog 
 
Diddy is "in love" with Cassie - Bossip
 
Regis slowly retires from "Live"  - Mollygood
 
Age is just a number for Madonna - I'm Not Obsessed 
 
Sharon Osbourne feels up Nell Robinson - SOW
 
Demi Moore is the greatest birthing coach ever - Celebitchy
 
David Blue from Ugly Betty was mugged - ICYDK
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, December 10th 2007

Still On Damage Control

 
Ellen Degeneres and former Meow Mix owner, Richard Thompson, will rebuild shitty ass animal shelters across the country. Meow Mix? Richie and Ellen have so much in common. They both love pussy!
 
Richard told Page Six that they are currently making over a shelter in Monkey Run, Ark. Richard is putting up the money.
 
He said this about Ellen, "She can be the celebrity. She wanted to do something good. I'm proud of her, she believes in this. These pets are bringing the community together. Ellen's one of the best rescue people I've ever met, she got a bad rap over Iggy."
 
Ellen's show will cover the opening of the made over shelter.
 
Oh Ellen! You can stop with the damage control. Iggy is even embarassed for you. Ellen's animal shelters will probably have the best return policy ever. 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, December 10th 2007

Britney Turns On Her Best Friends


Britney Spears turned on her best friends in the world, the paps, while getting one of her daily meals at Starbucks. She once again created a shit frenzy as she ordered her usual slop. The poor manager dude at Starbucks tries to get the photographers out, but they are straight up ignoring him. While heading to her car one of the paps bumps into her car and she snaps at him "Don't touch my fucking car. I swear to God...." What is she gonna do? Oh, she could attack him with an umbrella or maybe her a frapp? Naw, she wouldn't waste the nectar of her Gods.

Oh and only Brit herself can put dings in her car. She should've told them "I run into you! You don't run into my car!"

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Posted by: Michael K