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Monday, December 10th 2007

Just In Time For The Season Finale!

Last week on "The Hills" Spencer walked out on Heidi and this week is the show's season finale. TMZ reports that the couple have called off their "wedding." A source (I'm guessing some pr whore) said the couple are still together.

Worst season finale ever! Anyone could see this coming. The producers should've written a wedding in and forced them to get married. They need to step it up. Better yet they should've revealed that Heidi is Spencer's sister. Seriously, they look like brother and sister. Two show ponies.

Posted by: Michael K

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Back To His Old Tricks

There's the teaser poster for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Viagra. They could've at least tried to age Harrison Ford just a fucking bit. I'm ashamed to admit that I actually love that Indy shit.

The newest Indy flick comes out in May and also stars Shia LaDouche, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, John Hurt and Jim Broadbent.

They should've went for a homerun and brought Kate Capshaw back. They could've had her butcher "Anything Goes" again.

Source: Coming Soon

Posted by: Michael K

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Elderly • Film

Firestarter

Celebrity Babylon has some pics of Ashley Olsen throwing a lit ciggie down to the floor. How dare she! Call the cops. I wanna see that troll run from the fuzz in those shoes.

Arrest her! Throw her in the slammer. She's small enough to fit in a hamster cage and could survive on a diet of peanut butter and crackers, so tax payers would save money. She could even live on my desk, but she better not even think of using the hamster wheel in the middle of the night while I sleep.

This bitch is still the hottest troll in all the land. And what the hell is in her Fuji bottle? Tangerine Crystal Light?

Posted by: Michael K

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Olsens • Trash • Trolls

Monday, December 10th 2007

Ashley Olsen

Monday, December 10th 2007

Ashley Olsen

Monday, December 10th 2007

Ashley Olsen

Use The Finger!

Jeffrey Dean Morgan had his hand all over Gerald Butler's ass at the "P.S. I Love You" premiere last night. Gerry returned the favor by grabbing Jeffrey's ass. If you're going to grab it, GRAB IT. Use the knuckle. Damn. I'd be bouncing on that shit. Gerry later joked to People Magazine, "Jeffrey Dean Morgan rubbing my ass, yeah that's about as good as it gets!"

Better than Hilary rubbing your ass, I'm sure. Oh those straight men. Easily amused. Me too.