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Cruella de Vil must be Sharon Stone's fashion inspiration. Sharon wears fur to almost every event she goes to. Bitch probably has a slaughter house in her backyard.  

 

I can picture her standing naked in front of the mirror with all her furs and saying, " I live for fur. I worship fur. "

 

I do like that periwinkle one. What the hell kind of animal is periwinkle? A Fraggle? 

 

Here's Sharon at an Amfar event in Dubai.  

 

 

 

 

 

If Kim Kardashian was a Care Bear, she'd be Slut Bag Bear and her powers would be shooting used up jizz from her belly to destroy evil. Seriously, that belt is no joke. She probably keeps condoms in there. Yeah, I made a funny. Like she uses condoms. Actually, I think Kim K is pretty hot, but she's such a damn slut!

 

Here's Kim with some other K sister and JR Rotem at the Hollywood Life Awards last night. Below that is KKK in Cabo this past weekend.  

 

 

 

 

 

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers recently split up with his girlfriend and she kicked him out of her apartment in Camden. Jonathan is reportedly looking to room with Pete Doherty. The two are looking for a pad in East London. 

 

A source said, "Although Jonathan spends a lot of time filming in Los Angeles these days he still needs somewhere to stay while working in London. So when a mutual friend suggested he and Pete could get a flat together, Jonathan jumped at the chance."

 

What the hell is going on here? Courtney Love should move in too. It would be like a cracked out "Three's Company." Doherty's the lesbian one, Janet.

 

There's no way I'd ever live with Jonny Meyers. Imagine waking up to those eyes every morning? You'd think a zombie broke into your apartment and was ready to eat your throat out. Jonny's eyes are not good for the morning time.

 

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Seriously! I want a douche hawk. I want to ride around shotgun in a douche mobile. I want a douche cover for my iPhone. I want to wear a douche sweater I bought at Forever 21.

 

With all that being said, I'd let him stick the tip in. I'd be afraid I'd get pregnant though. KFed sperm is not to be messed with.