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Ugh! I just want to take this girl, shove her in a bucket, throw some bleach and lavendar in there and then shake, shake, shake it! The homeless lady that wears gowns made of Hefty garbage bags and lives near Rockefeller Center would look at Amy like "Ugh, bitch looks dirty."

 

Anyway, here's Wino getting rejected from visiting Blake in jail today. She showed up late or something. Instead she went and bought a popsicle and some other shit. It's like summertime, only it's Winter.

 

Amy's rep also said that she's "determined" to go to the Grammys. Wino's nominated for 6. Her rep said, "It's a really difficult time and she's been channeling it into her music."  No, she's been channeling it into visiting stores and buying candies and gum.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paris Hilton has befriended an Oompa-Loompa performer named Robin Sherwood. At a performance at Cameo in Miami, Robin was hurt when the audience suddenly rushed the stage. He cut his leg badly and Paris was there to nurse him. Oh and by nurse I mean she sucked him off. Paris sucks midget dick!

 

A source said, "Yes, Paris Hilton stayed with him until an ambulance came to take care of him. ... Paris was great, she was there until he was turned over to the medical technicians."

 

Saint Paris really should win a Nobel Peace Prize. She has a giving heart and a giving vagina. Here's Paris looking like a $2 hooker just off the night-shift outside the Versace mansion in Miami yesterday.