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Paris Hilton has either been sucking too much dick or she got her beak injected. Maybe she got her beak injeced to improve her dick-sucking skills. That's more than likely. Here's Paris at Crimson last night to host a party for Ariva gum. It's these crap tobacco lozenges that are supposed to help you stop smoking. Bullshit. 

 

And TMZ has this sort-of funny video of Paris leaving this party and getting into the wrong car. Some dude tried to kiss her and she practically jumps out the window. You know what they say. Hookers never kiss.

 

 

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Jessica Simpson's rep told People Magazine that she hasn't done anything done to her lips. "Jessica did not have anything done to her lips. She tried Restylane some time ago and did not like the way that it looked or felt, so she has not had anything done since."

 

They look slightly fatter, but it's probably just the air from her head finally making an escape. If fatter lips will keep her mouth shut then her getting restylane is fine by me.

 

Above is Jessica performing at Walt Disney World in Orlando yesterday.

 

 

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Guy Ritchie told Extra that they did not cancel Christmas entirely despite rumors that they had. He said that they don't celebrate Christmas in the traditional sense, but they still give their children 3 gifts each.

 

He said, “So by the time they get to the third present they’ve had their sugar hit. As long as the kids get three presents at Christmas, everyone’s being happy.”

 

He also said that they don't celebrate Hanukkah, because they haven't converted to Judaism even though they study Kabbalah. “I have not converted to Judaism and neither has my wife.”

So, they sort of celebrate Christmas, they don't celebrate Hanukkah, but they study the Kabbalah. Basically, they do whatever Madonna says. Hey, works for me.

 

I'm sure each present is worth like $5,000. Whatever happened to just spending time with your family on Christmas and not making it about gifts and shit. Yeah, screw that. I'm talking crazy.

 

Here's Guy leaving the Kabbalah center in NYC yesterday.

 

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In response to Entertainment Weekly's 50 Smartest People in Hollywood list, The New York Daily News has put out a 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood list. While Judd Apatow topped the smartest list, Lindsay Lohan topped the dumbest. The NYDN's reason is that she makes " poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men."  Their Top 10 looks like this:

 

 

Personally, I don't think Lindsay is that dumb. She makes bad personal and professional choices, but I don't think she's dumb. Trashy yes, dumb no. My dumb list would look like this.

 

 

The NYDN listed Britney as their #15 choice. Also on the list is Jennifer Love Hewitt, Michael Jackson, Ken Paves, Tila Tequila and Joe Francis. Click here to see the entire list.