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Sarah Jessica Parker took the news that she was on Maxim's Unsexiest list in stride and said she didn't think she was sexier either. When Brit Brit found out she also made the list, she wasn't pleased.

A friend told OK! Magazine that Brit wanted to go to a Maxim party on Tuesday night. That's when the friend had to be the bitch of bad news and let her know that she made the unsexiest list. "We didn't want her to get inside Opera and have people coming up to her or telling her she was a part of that list. It would have been really bad if she had had a breakdown inside the club in front of everyone and she wanted to go out and have a good time and forget all the drama at home."

And how did Brit take it? "She started to pout and her eyes were filling up with tears. She had no idea there was such a thing as an Unsexy list and it came as a pretty big shock."

The friend also claims Brit wants an apology from Maxim.

Well, I would think I was pretty damn sexy too if I had the paps always telling me how gorgeous and beautiful I was. Those are her only friends.

Britney is sexy....in dim lighting, with a lot of make-up, tons of airbrushing, maybe a body double or two or three, a couple of flying bats in the background for distraction and a fog machine. See...she's sexy! Ok even then she's not sexy.

I'm sure she's sexy in some cultures!

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears

Crack Talk With Courtney

It's been a while since I've read one of Courtney Love's MySpace blogs . I have to get out my CRACKtionary whenever I read this mess. In one of her latest posts Courtney talked about Jordan or least I think she's talking about Jordan.

Courtney writes:

today im with quentin cos hes HAPPY and glad to be in his own skin and a rare spirit and all cretiev all the timeand i need to hang with him alot more,
with Bennett Miller in the back cos i havent seen him in a long time, best trash tv? hotel babylon on bbc america cos its just trashy like foptballers wioves and its liek a Jordan hotel

funnest person youve net lately mine would in fact bne JORDAN we had a ncie meet back atthe BBC at the Graham Norton show and she was doing her first show waaay prettier in person ( its always that way)
favourite langiage or accent- mne i like a Northern Brit accent i just melt,
etc- BUT you gotta send an IMAGE or a really good description okay? something ican get curious. is there something or someone you love i donthave a clue about?
tell me tell me tell me.@

Okay. WTF is this bitch saying?! Is this even English? It's like high art and one day it will be in a museum. I think I got crack high just by reading it. I need to go detox.

Thanks Donna

Image: Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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Courtney Love

DENIED!

It sucks to not get everything you want and now Nicole Richie knows how it feels! UsWeekly reports that Nicole and Joel Madden wanted to buy a house in a gated community in Southern California. They were all into it, but unfortunately the neighborhood wasn't to into it and denied their ass.

They didn't want two pieces of trash stinking up their neighborhood. No, they didn't want photographers all around their asses.

A source said, "Nicole was livid because she loved the house. She thinks it's a BS reason, but she couldn't fight it."

She thinks it's a Britney Spears reason?

Too bad, so sad! Now they know how the rest of us feel. Seriously though, house and apartment hunting is the worst thing EVER! I can't tell you how many dumps I've looked at when apartment hunting. I swear people have tried to rent me roach motels before. Like REAL roach motels. One dumb slut tried to rent me a basement apartment and the ceilings were like 6ft high. I had to duck when walking around. Slums! Actually, Nicole can live there. Call me Nicole and I'll hook you up.

So Nicole shouldn't be so sad, because she'll just find another multi-million dollar house.

Posted by: Michael K

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Nicole Richie

Only A Matter Of Time

Monique Shinnery is the woman Dog the Bounty Hunter directed the n-word towards and now she tells the National Enquirer that she's going to sue him. Monique thinks Dog has slandered her name not only on the tape, but in recent TV interviews.

She said, "I'm going to sue Dog Chapman. He has slandered me, stated that I have bad character and repeatedly lied about me on national television. If I'm ever going to hold my head up in public again, I need to stand up for what is right."

Monique said not only does Dog always use the word, but so does Beth.

She goes on to say, "I have had threats from his fans. I have been hiding, afraid to go out. After Dog's slander against me, my boss told me they might require that I take a drug test. I have never done drugs.

"It was all lies. He 'apologizes' and then continues to lie about me. I cannot and do not accept his apology, because it was insincere. It's not even about him using the 'N' word. It's about him not wanting a black woman to be part of his family or part of his son's life."

Monique says it's not about money, but it's about defending her name. She also claims she's never met or spoken to Dog before.

Didn't Monique know her boyfriend was going to leak the tape? I mean...didn't she see all this coming? Sure, she should sue him, because she's American and that's what we do.

She should just get him where it really hurts and cut off his mullet.

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses

Don't Mess With Hallmark

Paris Hilton's lawyers filed a lawsuit a little while ago against Hallmark for using her likeness and catchphrase in a stupid greeting card. Hallmark has fired back at by basically saying she's made a joke of herself and they have the right to make a parody of her.

"Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist's pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical."

The thing is Paris seems to be so concerned with her "new image" and will sue anyone that makes fun of her yet she goes out dressed like a 2 cent hooker on Halloween. Fuck Paris! Hallmark all the way!

They should add that little statement to inside of the Paris card.

Source: TMZ

Posted by: Michael K

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Paris Hilton

Tomi Rae Hynie Has Some Competition

73-year-old Velma Warren Brown from Georgia married James Brown in 1953. Velma filed court papers in South Carolina claiming they never got a divorce. The couple had 3 kids and lived together for 17 years. She is the first Mrs. James Brown.

Velma wants a piece of James Brown's estate.

James' fourth wife, Tomi Rae Hynie (above with James), has also been in battle for his estate. Tomi was infamously locked out of James Brown's mansion when he died.

Velma meet Tomi. Now battle it out! Velma better watch her ass, because Tomi is this close to completely losing her mind.

I bet you at least 2 more women will come forward claiming to be James Brown's wife before the year is up. Ladies man.

Source: Associated Press

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats • SCANDAL

Police Sting At Wino Manor

The police arrived at Amy Wino's house in Camden this evening to conduct some sort of investigation. They would only say, "We can confirm there is police activity as part of an ongoing police operation."

Wino left her home early in the morning and her husband left in the afternoon. The police went into her home with recording equipment.

Wino's spokeswhore said, "The only thing I can tell you is that it has nothing to do with drugs and that Amy is fine and she has not been charged or arrested."

Hmmm...if it's not drugs, what the hell could it be? The first thing I thought was that it was a meth lab! Her daddy was trying to take her money away, so she had to get her shit somewhere. Cook it up! If they really want to find something they should search her beehive.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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Amy Winehouse

Thursday, November 8th 2007