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KFed will go back to court tomorrow to argue that Brit Brit is violating her drug testing order. The drama!!!

 

TMZ reports that KFed's lawyer will tell the judge that Brit is not responding in a timely manner when she is called for random drug testing. There was problem with the random drug testing before and Brit blamed poor cell reception.

 

KFed's attorney is going to ask the judge to modify her visitation rights. Basically, he wants her to have less time with her kids.  

 

KFed's lawyer is seriously no joke. I think they are trying to make Brit finally snap, so KFed can get full custody and all her cash. Seriously! I'm actually surprised Brit hasn't completely went ape shit and started beating people down with her frappuccinos. Attack with frapp! She must be on some serious downers or something.

 

And why isn't KFed getting drug tested? Come on Brit's lawyer! Get on the attack!

 

 

The NY Observer claims Lindsay Lohan may star on several episodes of "Ugly Betty" this season. Apparently she's in talks to play a fallen beauty queen who takes a gig as the assistant manager of the fast food chain where Betty’s dad works.

 

A source said, “Betty tries to help Lindsay’s character by getting her a job at Mode, the fashion magazine where she works on the show.”

 

Of course this shit may not happen due to the writer's strike drama. I think Lohan should play Fay Summers back from the dead. She's old enough looking and it would be a spotlight-stealing performance!

 

Here's Lindsay leaving her house in Los Angeles the other day. She's actually wearing color, but too bad she still looks like a 40-year old Laughlin, NV cocktail waitress holidaying in Palm Springs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fatherhood is doing good things for Anthony Kiedis. This bitch is looking hotter than ever. I never had a thing for him, but times are changing. UGH! Am I losing it? Is he completely gross and I just can't see it? I need more Kool-Aid.

 

Here's Anthony with his matchy matchy girlfriend at a Juicy Couture party last night. What they were doing at a JC party is beyond me.  

 

 

 

 

 

Get your dirty ginas out! There's a douche in our midst. The National Enquirer claims Spencer Pratt is out peddling a sex tape he made in Brazil. He reportedly made it with friends before he was with Heidi Montag and is trying to sell it and then make it look like it was stolen and leaked without his knowledge.

 

Spencer shoots down this rumor and told UsWeekly , “I was never on camera, and there is no sex tape. However, I did go to Brazil three years ago to film a jujitsu tournament for a documentary.”

A source also tells UsWeekly that a Spencer Pratt sex tape would be worth a lot. This "source" said, “Initial licensing could be upward of a million dollars. He could turn it into a money-making machine.”

 

PLEASE! Millions of dollars?! Let me guess, this "source's" name sounds like Denser Rat. I'm so sure. I'd rather see two obese possums suck on a tomato soup can than see a sex tape featuring his ugly ass. Seriously, I just pictured two possums sucking on a tomato soup when I read that article about Spencer's sex tape. Hmmm....