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Tuesday, November 6th 2007

It's Only Money....

 
A judge has ordered Brit Brit to pay most of KFed's attorney's fees totaling around $160,000. BS will have to shell out $120,000. Better cut back on those frapps, Brit!
 
The documents state that KFed is "self-employed as a performing artist" and that "he does not earn any income."
 
Performing artist?! More like performing douchebag. I almost feel bad for BS, but she's doing this shit to herself. If she cleaned up, KFed wouldn't get another cent. She'd have her kids, her cash and her dignity! Gulp. Imagine that!
 
In other BS news. Billboard will clock "Blackout" in at No. 1 2 with around 289,000 copies. Earlier estimates had her at selling 350,000 copies. BS is only taking the top spot, because The Eagles sold their album only at
Wal-Mart. Billboard had like crazy rules or something. The Eagles' album sold nearly 700,000 copies, blowing BS out of the bong water.
 
This is Britney's 5th album to debut on Billboard's #1. WTF?! What the hell is wrong with music?
 
With the way this bitch's career is going she's going to need to ask KFed for money.
 
UPDATE: Scratch that about Brit being #1. Billboard revised their shit today and the Eagles will now take the #1 spot even though they only sold their album through Wal-Mart and their website. They sold 711,000 copies. Brit is #2. HAHAHAHAHA! (Billboard )
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, November 6th 2007

Don't Mess With The Elderly


This old mama je'e right here is no joke! "LAPD: Life on the Beat" pays a visit to this woman after they got noise complaint. The officers knock on the door and this hot ass women says "Come on in motherfucker!" That's all that woman had to say. She had me at "come on in motherfucker!" I don't care if she's crazy, smokes crack, drinks Thunderbird for breakfast and has a bunk wig. I need to party with her.

She had a war with the cops and she won!

Click here if you can't see the video above

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, November 6th 2007

Amy Fisher Is Shy

 
The Long Island HOlita, Amy Fisher, is suing Red Light District over a sex tape she shot with her husband, Louis Bellera. Lou sold the tape to get back at Amy for leaving him for Joey Buttafuoco. Lou made an agreement with Red Light in August of 2007 and didn't have Amy permission.
 
She claims the video was private.
 
This lawsuit is all smoke. Bitch is gonna strike up an agreement with Red Light and the tape will see the light of day. The tape is probably a snoozefest. Look at her! She probably can't suck a dick worth shit. Not with those chompers! And I don't care what the hell you say. Lou is not hot. Ok, maybe just a little.
 
Source: TMZ
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, November 6th 2007

Lucy Will Have To Wait

 
Lucy Wonk's....I mean Liu's....new show "Cashmere Mafia" is one of the first new shows affected by the writer's strike reports The Hollywood Reporter. The show was supposed to premiere on ABC November 27th. This shit will have to wait until midseason. 
 
The show is about 4 female executives in NYC. Think Sex and the City without the sex, because it's ABC.
 
And I was looking forward to this mess. I like cashmere. I like the mafia. I like siamese kitties and Lucy seriously reminds me of one.  
 
Here's Lucy wearing a dress by caca at the ACE Awards last night. How many damn award shows do we need? FUCK!  
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Lucy Liu

Lucy Liu

Lucy Liu

Lucy Liu

Lucy Liu

Lucy Liu
Tuesday, November 6th 2007

Becky! You're Getting Too Old For This Shit!

 
Rebecca De Mornay was busted on October 30th for drunken driving. TMZ reports 48-year-old Becky was pulled over by Beverly Hills PD for some kind of traffic violation. They smelled the booze and that was it! Bitch likes her after-dinner martinis.
 
She failed several field sobriety tests and had a blood booze level of 0.9. She was arrested, cited and then released from jail a few hours later.
 
Oh Becky! This ho was my 80s and 90s dream woman though. "Risky Business," "The Hands That Rocks The Cradle," "And God Created Woman," and "Never Talk To Strangers" are all classics.
 
Such a shame.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, November 6th 2007

Steve Urkel Has Never Looked Hotter

 
Idina Menzel come dress your husband! Taye Diggs needs to realize there's nothing wrong with being hot. He needs to stop fighting it by dressing like the poor kid at the prom.  
 
Here's this hot piece at Butter in NYC last night.  
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Taye Diggs

Taye Diggs