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Take away all the alien bullshit, the ten layers of make-up, the couch jumping, the fake marriage and all of that! With all that shit gone is Tom Cruise hot? I want to say yes and I then I see his creepy, creepy smile. It's creepier than the smile of a child toucher! 

 

Also, that shade of blush is not his color.

 

Here's Tommy Girl promoting that movie about lions, tigers and crazies on MTV's TRL today. There was also some crazy girl there with a "Tom Heart" written on her chest. Someone needs to let this poor girl know that Tommy doesn't want to look at her boobies or any boobies for that matter.

 

 

 

 

 

Damn! I am bony as hell, but Angelina Jolie makes me look obese! I hope bitch is drinking a lot of milk, because those bones need all the help they can get. 

 

Other than that, bitch looks hot in the face and in the hair.  

 

 

Pacific Coast News , Wenn