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Save the cats of the world! They are ending up on the heads of annoying Hollywood actors! 38-year-old Brendan Fraser is sporting a new cat on the Chinese set of the latest Mummy movie. Back in April (below) Brendan went natural showing his Frankenstein-like head. Fugenstein!  

 

Jude Law is just right around the corner from wearing one of those poor, dead pussies on his balding head.  

 

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

 

 

The "America's Next Top Model" judges table is about to get even more boring. Twiggy will not be a judge for season 10, because of "scheduling conflicts." Paulina Porizkova will replace her.

 

The CW issued this statement:

 

Yawn....wake me when it's done. Twiggy was like stale oatmeal, but Paulina is probably going to be worse. Ugh, can't they just bring Janice Dickinson back? She was annoying as hell, but at least she was entertaining. I know Tyra Banks loves to be the only alleged woman on the panel with any kind of personality, but still. 

 

Source: Buddy TV

 

 

 

Tonight is the last dance-off on "Dancing with the Stars" and Scary Spice's partner, Maksim Chmerokovskiy, doesn't think one of the other finalists deserves to bet there.

 

Maksim spoke to Extra and thinks Jennie Garth should've stayed and Marie Osmond should've gone. He said, "I think Jennie was better than Marie. Frankly, I think there are a lot of other people better than Marie."

 

He thinks Marie might be getting the sympathy vote, because of her father's death and her son being in rehab. “Yeah, I think she represents a lot of women out there with all their problems. I know first hand that there are a lot of other celebrities on the show who went through somewhat similar situations this season and they decided not to make it public… we decided not to burden people with our personal issues. I think that is why our fan base carries us through because they vote for our dancing not whatever happens in our life.” 

 

Um...what is he saying? I'm too busy getting all wet over his picture. Who fucking cares Maksim! Just take off your clothes and shut up.

 

Marie is totally going to win now.

 

 

 

InTouch claims Jessica Simpson brought Dallas Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo home for Thanksgiving. I guess the two are dating now and Jessica wanted to introduce him to her grandmother in Waco, TX. The two arrived a day after Thanksgiving, because Tony had to play a game. Jessica's parents were there and all were happy to see him.

 

Tony has denied he's dating Jessica. I would too. Tony has the slut of sluts. He will fuck anybody!

 

I can only imagine Thanksgiving at the Simpson home. Papa Joe probably gets really drunk and "handsy" with Jessica. Jessica probably won't shut up and Tina Simpson probably cries in the corner from all the Simpson secrets she's been forced to keep. 

 

 

 

Macy's filed a lawsuit last week against Baby Phat and Kimora Lee Simmons for ripping them off. They claim Kimora overcharged them on her beauty line and then refused to to pay back the extra profits.

 

The NY Post reports that Kimora signed a deal with Macy's in September 2006 to sell her beauty producs. She then jacked up the prices.

 

Beauty products? What the hell does she sell? Adam's apple cover-up? It's probably not hard to overcharge for that crap! If she charged 5 cents for a tube of lipstick that would be charging waaaay too much.

 

 

Earlier I posted about three drag queens that started a fight in a Memphis McDonald's. They sent the manager to the hospital after hitting him over the head with a "wet floor" sign. Those hot bitches were caught and arrested!

 

 

Danny Mitchell, Lynn Gillespie and Dacorian Greer were charged with aggravated assault. But what were their drag queen names?

 

The employees also added that they hit the manager with a tire iron and kicked employees with their stiletto boots.

 

Those are some fugly ass drag queens. Jesus, give us a little glamour in your mug shot. That manager is going to hear it from his friends forever. Getting beat down by 3 drag queens at your own job?

 

 

 

 

 

FINALLY! There's a picture of Salma Hayek and her little Valentina Pinault. Valentina was born this past September. Her daddy is some rich dude. 

 

Valentina is covering her mommy's chi-chis. She needs to move over a little bit, so I can make sure they are still intact. I've been worried about those things. Worried that they deflated after Valentina's birth.  

 

Source VIA ONTD

 

 

 

Ingrid Marie Rivera won Miss Puerto Rico Universe 2007 on Friday even though someone poured pepper spray all over her clothes and in her make-up. The 24-year-old kept going even though she was breaking into hives and her body was swelling during the show. They kept ice on her backstage when she wasn't onstage.

 

Pageant officials are conducting an investigation to see who it was, but they suspect one of her competitors. DUH! You think?

 

Ingrid said, "It was a lot of sacrifice, and my tears were genuine. At one point, I asked, 'Am I a masochist?' But I said regardless of the results, this is my goal. The more rocks there are in my path, the more thanks I will give to God for sustaining me."

Ingrid's bags containing clothes, credit cards and other stuff was also stolen. A bomb threat was also called before the pageant shutting down some of the preliminary events.

 

Whoever did that shit is an amateur! Pepper spray? They should've put laxatives in her water. Nobody will ever vote for a shitty ass, LITERALLY, beauty queen.