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The Wino Killed My Hamster!

Some dude named Peter Pepper of the band Palladium thinks Amy Wino killed his hamster, Georgie Porgie, with crack! He told the Mirror that Amy was over his girlfriend's house and he brought Georgie out to play. Georgie bit Peter and ran off during their playtime. Amy said she was good with hamsters and would find Georgie for him while he went to patch up his finger.

When he got back, Amy said Georgie was asleep in her cage. He said a few hours later he checked up on her and she was dead! The hammy not the Wino. Peter thinks it was crack!

He said he's never accused Amy to her face, but he knows she did it.

He said, "That day last year was quite traumatic. Not only did I have to deal with a dead hamster, but for some reason Amy had also managed to unplug the freezer and flooded the whole kitchen and utility room. She can be a bit mental sometimes."

Peter Piper and Georgie Progie? Are they related to Mother Goose?

So...that's who taught Pete Doherty how to get his kitty high! The Wino is to blame.

It's not entirely Wino's fault. I hear hamsters LOVE crack. Ask Richard Gere. Oh, that was gerbils. Same thing!

Here's some pictures of Winoloonies outside a London courthouse today where Amy arrived to support her husband. Her hubby found out he won't be out of jail before Christmastimes. He was denied bail and is awaiting a hearing on January 18th. Sucks to be him! Winoloonies are much more creative than Britaloonies!

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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Winoloonie

I Know What I'm Getting You For Christmas!

I've been stressing trying to figure out what I'm going to get people for Christmas and now I have the perfect gift! They are called Giant Microbes and they come in a variety of characters. Above is Chlamydia, Herpes, Syphillis and The Clap!

You whores probably already have all those things already, so I'll have to get one of the other characters. They have other diseases like Athlete's Foot, E. Coli and Rabies.

The company that makes this shit says they make great learning toys for children. Um...like you really want your kid to be going to bed at night hugging Herpes!

Posted by: Michael K

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Oven Roasted And Juicy

Quick, someone take out the bird out, it looks like its done! Or wait, is that the yams? I can't tell.

Here's Jordan whoring out yet another product, her perfume 'Stunning' and meeting fans at the Perfume Shop in Castle Court Shopping Centre in Belfast, Ireland today. Stunning huh yeah she was able to stun me with her orange-y glow, she looks like a neon carrot with tits!