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Great Balls Of Phoebe

Is that a flame thrower on your head or are you just happy to see me?

Damn! That hair is blinding me. You've overdone it with the Manic Panic, Phoebe Price. It's a perfect shade of rusty aluminum. I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes? Coppercrotch.

Here's PP outside Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills.

Wenn

Thanks to all who sent me this shit

Posted by: Michael K

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Phoebe Price

Tuesday, November 20th 2007

On "I Love New York" last night, Pretty walked out on New York, because her dick wasn't big enough for him. No, he walked out because New York disrespected his sister or something like that. He already disrespected his sister by appearing on that trashy reality show. Let's be real.

Pretty storms out of the house and New York follows him and yelling and cursing starts. It's like Christmas at my house!

Then Pretty's sister gets into it with New York. Production had to tear New York's tranny ass away from the action. They should've held New York's fake titties down, because those things look like they could do major damage. Unfortunately, New York and Pretty never duked it out man to man.

Source: Celebreality

Thanks Mike

Posted by: Michael K

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Brawls • Tranny Mess

It's Harvey!

Fiinaaallllly! It's been ages since I've seen any pictures of Harvey. Ever since he had that terrible accident. Well, he's on the cover of OK! Magazine with his mommy. They could've cut Posh out and made Harvey's picture a little bigger. Actually, cut Posh AND Jordan. Give Harvey the whole cover. He deserves it.

Jordan's 5-month-old daughter, Princess Tiaammii, was rushed to the hospital last week. She was suffering from bronchitis and I think she's back at home.

Baby drama! Always. Well, it's lovely to see Harv as always and my has he grown!

Posted by: Michael K

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Jordan & Harvey

Heads Explode

Oprah's "Favorite Things" episode was on today and my favorite part of the show is when Ope tells her audience what episode it is. These women go buck-ass-wild! You would think someone just told them that their vagina is made of diamonds. Their heads practically explode and they are out for blood. Some of them even "Praise Jesus!" I guess it's like winning the lottery.

Oprah hosted the episode in Macon, GA, because they are Opaloonies down there. Macon has been Ope's highest rated city ever since she debuted.

She gave everything from $6 to cupcakes to $4,000 fridges to a shitty ass Josh Groban CD. Click here to see the entire list.

Posted by: Michael K

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Oprah

All For Caroline

Neil Diamond confessed to the Associated Press that the inspiration for "Sweet Caroline" was Caroline Kennedy.

He said he was a young, broke musician when a photo of young Caroline struck his eyes. Ewww, pedo! I'm joking.

Neil said, "It was a No. 1 record and probably is the biggest, most important song of my career, and I have to thank her for the inspiration. I'm happy to have gotten it off my chest and to have expressed it to Caroline. I thought she might be embarrassed, but she seemed to be struck by it and really, really happy."

Thank you Caroline Kennedy for uniting drunken Bostonians for years!

Sweeeeeet Caroline! Good times...shit now I'm going to have that crap stuck in my head all day and night.

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness • Music

Sad

Dennis Quaid's newborn twins are reportedly in the neo-natal intensive care unit at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles after they were given the wrong dose of Heparin.

They were supposed to only get 10 units, but they were given 10,000 instead. TMZ reports that a technician placed the medication in the wrong place and the babies' nurse grabbed it without checking the dosage. Both babies began to "bleed out" late Sunday.

They are apparently being given Protamine to reverse the effects. They are in stable condition. TMZ also reports that 13 other patients were given the wrong dose as well.

The twins were born on November 8th by surrogate.

That's pretty terrible. I've heard about a few cases like this. Usually the adult dosage gets stored with the baby dosage and that's when accidents happen.

Good thoughts to the Quaid babies.

Posted by: Michael K

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Sadness

Sophie Anderton Was Lonely And Needed The Money

UK reality star and model, Sophie Anderton, was caught selling her body and snorting her coke by The News of the World in a story they published on Sunday. The video shows the model snorting coke and bragging that she's great sex. She tells the dude that her going rate is $20,000 a night.

Because of the little scandal Sophie has lost a $200,000 contract with Fake Bake.

The Daily Mail reports that Sophie said she needed the money and was lonely. She apparently doesn't want to go to rehab, because she can't afford it.

A source said, "Sophie is planning to go and stay with her mother for the moment. She's not convinced rehab is the best course of action."

"She has said that she would rather save the money she would spend on rehab for her home and future, but pals think that they can change her mind."

$20k a night?! Do you get continental breakfast with that? If I'm going to pay that much cash, that vagina better drive me around town, wine me, dine me, take me dancing, cook me a 12-course dinner and sing "Ave Maria" to me.

Posted by: Michael K

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Girlfriend Please • Hookers