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This Video Is So Weird

Here's the new Spice Girls video for "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)" and it's slightly boring and slightly bizarre.

Posh is turning on the drag queen inside her to maximum overload. Bitch makes RuPaul look butch. I guess since she can't sing she might as well pose. She also strokes Geri's hair which is a little lesbionic, yet a little maternal. Seeing Posh being just a little maternal doesn't seem natural.

Speaking of Geri! Since when did she get a body like Madonna's?! Just weird.

I think I need to watch this video while dropping acid to get its full effect.

VIA Lipstick Bitches

Thanks Elle

Posted by: Michael K

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Sucks To Be Dog: A&E Cancels Dog The Bounty Hunter!

A&E has cancelled one of its highest-rated shows. The network announced today that "Dog the Bounty Hunter" is done following Dog Chapman's racist rant that was leaked to the National Enquirer by his son, Tucker. The rant was directed towards Tucker's girlfriend Monique.

The network issued this statement to Honolulu's Star-Bulletin:

“In evaluating the circumstances of the last few days, A&E has decided to take Dog The Bounty Hunter' off the network’s schedule for the foreseeable future. We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun.”

Damn! That bitch's life was ruined within a matter of days. His son is seriously going to get a major, major beating if he hasn't already. Monique is probably dropping it like its hot right now and giving high-fives to anyone and everyone.

Oh how I will miss seeing Beth's hotness on TV. Oh well, she can always get a job at Big Lots or something like that. I can visit her there. She was born to be a cashier at Big Lots. Oh well, that's that.

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses

So Demure

Jordan sure cleans up when she has to. I almost didn't recognize her without her bits hanging out. Jordan held a signing for her new children's book "Perfect Ponies" today. Perfect pony sounds like something Jordan would call her hooha, but no it's a children's book.

She also signed copies of her novel "Crystal" about a whore making it in the music world. Great! Sign a book about a whore with a book about perfect ponies.

Oh and I refuse to call her Katie Price, so stop telling me! That bitch's name is Jordan. Jordan forever!

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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Jordan & Harvey

Friday, November 2nd 2007

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Friday, November 2nd 2007

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Friday, November 2nd 2007

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Friday, November 2nd 2007

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Still Pregnant

What color is this girl's natural hair? Aren't you supposed to stop dying your hair when you're knocked up. That's probably old-school shit.

Anyway, this is actually the best I've seen Nicole Richie look since she's gotten knocked up. Here's Nicole leaving dinner with her manager, Benny Medina. What she needs a manager for is beyond me. Someone to manage her shopping trips and call the paps for her?