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Monday, November 19th 2007

I'm Gonna Git You KFed!

 
Has Brit Brit finally realized that two can play at that game and hired private investigators to follow around KFed? That's what TMZ says. They claim Brit has hired people to photograph KFed doing illegal shit and dig up crap on him like he's done to her.
 
A source told TMZ that Brit witnessed KFed smoke dope and drink in front of the tots while they were married. Brit's legal team hope they can turn things around, so KFed doesn't look like the perfect father anymore.
 
It's about time, but knowing that hillbilly twit she probably hired Mystery Inc. after watching too many episodes of Scooby Doo! She paid them in Scooby snacks!
 
UPDATE: Brit's lawyer issued this statement to UsWeekly about not being able to drive with the kiddies and other shit. Looks like bitch finally hired a driver.
 
"Ms. Spears hopes that she and Mr. Federline will be able to reach an agreement as to all matters concerning their children. She hopes that by not commenting on court proceedings the media attention in those proceedings will subside, which she requests for the safety and well being of the children."
 
"Recent aggressive actions by individuals who have followed her and blocked her access, with and without the children, have resulted in her decision to take certain security measures which she hopes will only be necessary temporarily, for the protection of the children. Ms. Spears is grateful for and appreciates the support and well wishes of the many, many people who have extended same. "
  
Image: Splash
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, November 19th 2007

Daddy Lohan Gives Back

 
But you better believe he got something in return, PRESS!
 
Daddy Lohan and his girlfriend, Eren, served Thanksgiving today at the NYC Rescue Mission.
 
Since it's getting cold, I'm glad Michael has traded his mock turtleneck in for a real one. That shit was really bothering me. His girlfriend looks brainwashed. Cute, but brainwashed. You'd have to be to suck that dick!
 
Is Daddy yelling at someone in the last thumbnail? Don't yell at people on Thanksgiving! Damn, the pilgrims would not have approved.
 
Daughter to father! Daughter to father!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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Monday, November 19th 2007

So Long, Mr. Whipple!

 
This is for you oldie olsens out there. Mr. Whipple from the Charmin toilet paper commercials died today from old age. He was 91.
 
Dick Wilson made over 500 commercials in a span of over 21 years. He became famous for the "Don't squeeze the Charmin" line. His first commercial aired in 1964 and his last in 1985.
 
I always squeeze the Charmin. Farewell, Mr. Whipple! 
 
Source: Fox News
 
Thanks naughtyvoyeur
 
 
Posted by: Michael K