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There's A Chia Pet On Your Head!

Bruce Willis shouldn't try to grow that shit out. He looks way hotter when he's shaved completely. His head looks like it needs a few gallons of Miracle Gro. Poor little grass patch.

Here's Brucie with Ashton Kutcher and Sly Stallone at the opening of Planet Hollywood last night. I think Sly's face is barfing up all the botox he's injected. He should really look into that.

Posted by: Michael K

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Girlfriend Please • Hotness

Sunday, November 18th 2007

Bruce Willis

Sunday, November 18th 2007

Bruce Willis

Sunday, November 18th 2007

Bruce Willis & Ashton Kutcher

Sunday, November 18th 2007

Sly Stallone and Bruce Willis

Simba Is Praying For A Miracle

She haunts my dreams! The Insider caught with Jocelyn Wildenstein screaming like a banshee to her poor pooch, Simba. He's probably thinking to himself "So this is how it's going to end? I'm going to be fed to this mutant lion creature? Please put me out of my misery! I can't stand to look at that thing anymore!"

Posted by: Michael K

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Giving In

At least Jude Law isn't fighting nature by trying to plug up or wig up his balding head. Take note, John Travolta. That being said, Jude still looks like he's been on a 5-day bender. No wonder his hair went away. They bounced for greener pastures.

Here's Jude at the London premiere of "Sleuth" yesterday.