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Liv Tyler, please put your Kate Moss away. She's scaring the children! Actually, keep her around. They need to see what hard living can do to a person. It's a harsh reality.

 

Seriously, I think Kate Moss is leaning on Liv, because if she doesn't she'll hit the ground. That's sort of hot.

 

Here's Liv and her pet meth face at the 7th on Sale Gala last night. Kate's a Methagotchi! I want one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, I've been following this Nancy Grace hospital drama closer than I follow my own bowel movements (I keep a calendar). It's because Nancy is what I yearn to be. I yearn to be a 40-something Grade-A CUNT that will tear you a new one, but is also a little girl lost inside. Anyhow, Nancy is out of the hospital. REJOICE!

 

People reports that Nancy was released today after being hospitalized due to complications from her pregnancy. Nancy's twins are still in the hospital.

 

Nancy rep said, "'Home' is merely a word. Nancy and David are spending all their time visiting the twins at the hospital. Nancy hopes to bring the babies home for Thanksgiving. They have so much to be grateful for."

 

Home is merely a word? That is so touching. She must've gotten that from a damn pillow.

 

Now I can booze until my kidneys fall out this weekend without guilt. I was going to do that anyway, but my reason would've been to get over the pain of Nancy being in the hospital. See how that works? There's always a reason to booze!

 

 

 

 

Kyla Ebbert was that chick who was told by Southwest flight attendants that she was dressed too sexy for their flight. They tried to pull her off the flight. Bitch made headlines and did all the talk shows. Well, Kyla has taken her skankness from Southwest's planes to Playboy.

 

She was reportedly paid a little under six-figures. The spread on Playboy's website is called "Legs in the Air." Click here to see it, but it's nothing special.

 

Playboy will take any twig with fake titties nowadays. Homegirl is not even Bangbus.com material! I don't see anything wrong with the female body either Kyla, but your shit is not female. It's plastic!

 

 

 

Too bad! The Commish just ruled that Brit Brit can't drive with the tots anymore! The Commish also issued a seal on the order from an emergency hearing today. KFed's shark, Mark Vincent Kaplan, apparently showed the video of Brit running the red light with the boys in the car. 

 

Bitch will be out celebrating her new freedom by midnight! Sea Breezes on Brit!

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

Did Britney Spears have a garage sale or something? Girlfriend must be hurting for cash. Baby and Ginger Spice both wore dresses to last night's Victoria's Secret show that Britney wore 3 years ago. Embarrassing! Someone better be fired for this. Posh will not stand for it!

 

She's probably cancelling the tour as we speak. She won't ever be caught dead posing next to a 3-year-old garment again!  

 

 

Source: X-Britney