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Lynne Spears reportedly did come out from Kentwood, LA to be with Britney Spears during this "difficult" time. Lynne arrived in L.A. late last night. Lynne and daughter, Jamie Lynne, went to Brit's house around 3 in the morning.

 

Lynne and Brit had a falling out months ago and Brit even served her mother with a letter warning her to stay away from her kids. Brit said that her mother needed help. Lynne was also rumored to have teamed up with KFed to try and get the kids away from her own daughter! It looks like the two have patched things up for now.

 

A source told People , "Brit really needed her mom. So Lynne flew out and they met." 

 

Hopefully Lynne will put that child in a straitjacket and take her back to LA! They have Starbucks there Brit, trust me. They also have Waffle Houses and I'm sure you'll love those. Mmmm.....Waffle House.  

 

When will this madness end?! I feel like it's at a fever pitch .

 

You know what's going to happen? Brit is going to tell her mama to "fuck off" in that made-up language of hers and Lynne is going to get freaked out and head straight back to the Lousiana!

 

 

 

 

 

Kelly Osbourne said on the opening night as Mama Morton in "Chicago" in London she was so nervous that she actually puked in her own mouth.

 

She said, "I threw up in my mouth. I thought, 'What am I going to do? There's no bin here'. So I had to actually swallow it and then through the whole first scene all I could think was, 'I hope Annette [who plays Velma] can't smell my throw-up breath'. I was so scared.'"

 

Sometimes vomit is the gift that keeps on giving. It's bad when the vomit goes through your nose and suddenly you have a mixture of puke and mocos on your toilet seat.  

 

Honestly though, puke breath is nothing compared to coke breath. I always know when I'm in a bar or a party when a bitch has been dancing with the dust. That bitch's breath will smell like they just finished drinking a cup of their dog's anal glands fluid. 

 

 

 

 

 

Lil' Wayne was arrested at 7 this morning in Boise, Idaho for being a fugitive in the State of Idaho. According to the Boise fuzz Lil' Wayne was arrested on a felony warrant out of Fulton County, Georgia, for felony possession of drugs.

 

On August 14, 2006 Atlanta police issued a warrant for his arrest after a maid found weed, 60 pills of Alprazolam and 59 pills of hydrocodone in his hotel room. 

 

Lil' Wayne was also arrested in July of '06 after the cops found him smoking weed near his tour bus. They searched the bus and found a gun.

 

He's still in custody in Idaho awaiting his arraignment which is on Monday.

 

Hydrocodone and only 59 pills?! That's a regular night for me. Bring those over.

 

Those tear tattoos kind of turn me on. Does that mean he's been in the slammer 3 times? I hung around cholas in the old days and they would seriously kill for those tattoos. Literally!!!!

 

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Rock of Love loser, Heather Chadwell, told the NY Post that she's planning to move to Los Angeles once her Las Vegas house sells. The 32-year-old stripper says she's no longer stripping and is move to L.A. to pursue a career in show business. How fast do you think this woman is going to be back to rubbing her twat on a dirty pole? A week? Two?

 

Heather said she's going to rent a house in L.A. with two of her Rock of Love co-stars, Brandi C and Kristia. She's also going to live with Chrissy Crocker!

 

She said, "He's very flamboyant and he's controversial which is awesome . . . I think a reality show with the four of us in L.A. would be a great idea."

 

A DEN OF SIN! Hopefully Heather will give Chrissy a little makeover complete with 80s whore hair and everything.

 

I hope they tell us what neighborhood they are moving to, because that shit will be off limits to me. Imagine the diseases coming from that joint? Genital wart puss, butt juice and Aquanet make for a deadly, deadly combination.

 

 

 

 

 

With all this Brit Brit mania and a little bit of Lohan sprinkled in, Paris Hilton has been lost in the mix. Surprisingly enough bitch hasn't tried to humiliate herself in order to get a little press. Is Parasite actually changing her ways or is it that we just don't give a F about this skank anymore. Methinks it's the latter.

 

Paris came out for her sister's big 40th Birthday at LAX yesterday. Okay, she's not 40 but I bet you didn't even blink an eye when you read that. Nicky may be the smarter of the two, but homey is homely as hell. Why the downs face Nicky?