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Blohan's outta the tank! People Magazine confirms that Blo checked out of Cirque Lodge in Utah today. She's been there since August. Earlier this week Michael Lohan came to visit her and has been there ever since.

No word on where Blohan went.

 

Hopefully this time it will stick, but I won't be surprised if bitch gets popped for DUI by morning. Blo just stay away from the steering wheel! Oh and stay away from Brit Brit too! Follow those rules and you should be cool.

 

Hollyweird better shut down their streets, bars and crack houses just in case.

White Oprah will be giving a 10-hour speech by sundown on how proud she is of Lindsay and how Lindsay is the greatest human being that has ever lived! Trust this!

 

UPDATE - White Oprah's fat lips did speak! She told People: : "I'm proud of her. She's moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal." Blah Blah Blah Blah! Somebody put a dick in this woman's mouth already! 

 

And Blohan will be back to work on her "tango movie" Dare to Love Me on October 15th in Los Angeles.

 

 

 

 

Donatella-Madonna-Courtney....all the same. Ratty blonde hair, man hands, no ass....all the same! Courtney's figure is so strange. It's just straight up and down with nothing in between. I think her hips are smaller than her waist which is majorly creepy.  

 

She's cleaned up, but in a totally superficial way. You know she's just aching to rid herself of that get-up and put on a stained, torn up babydoll dress with cum stains in her hair and run the streets of London throwing compact cases at Madonna.

 

Here's Court at Chanel. Today. Paris.  

 

 

 

 

 

In the newest issue of Glamour Magazine Mimi tells them that she has no idea how many bathrooms she has in her 12,000 square foot Manhattan triplex.

 

When asked she said, “I don’t know! Do you really want me to try and think about it?”

 

Her enormous cocoon has a room devoted to her Hello Kitty collection, a 3,000 square foot closet, a closet just for her lingerie, a shoe closet and more.

 

Hey in her defense it's take a huge place to handle all that woman. Mimi strikes me as one of those types that doesn't like to go caca in the same toilet twice in a row. I knew this girl that had a phobia about going doody times in the same toilet twice in a row. She had two bathrooms and would rotate. It was the most stupidest thing I've ever heard of in my life. Doody is doody.

 

Mimi also would wear a hot tub outside if she could. When asked what she likes to do on her off time she said, “…whenever I’m outside, I want to be in a hot tub. I’m a water person. I would jump in the hot tub in the middle of our interview if it weren’t so freakin’ cold out! But usually when I’m just hanging around, I wear boxers and a tank.”

 

She is really, really weird.

 

Source: Us Weekly

 

 

 

And here we go! Britney missed her first visitation with SPF and JJ. Yeah, she really loves them.

 

According to Life & Style Brit was supposed to get her first monitored visitation with the boys yesterday morning. A source blames "the intercom."

 

“She checked into the Beverly Wilshire hotel. But early that morning, she realized it wouldn’t be right to have her first visit with the boys in a hotel. She needed to see them at home, with their things around them."

“She and Alli [Sims] headed to Brit’s Malibu house. They went to sleep as soon as they got there. Brit was up in plenty of time to prepare for the boys’ visit at 10 a.m.  But she waited, and waited, and they didn’t show up. Alli’s cellphone rang, and it was Kevin [Federline’s] people, saying that the boys were going back to Kevin because she hadn’t answered the intercom at the gate!"

“Brit didn’t realize the intercom wasn’t working. She begged them to bring the boys back. But they wouldn’t. She was devastated that they wouldn’t turn around.”

 

Please, she snapped that intercom wire herself. It was probably ringing and ringing, but homegirl was most likely in a meth, redbull, frappuccino coma! Wouldn't you call exactly at 10 if they weren't there? I would've been calling my damn lawyer, the judge, Shar Jackson, anybody if they didn't show up at 10am sharp! 

 

Image: Wenn

 

 

 

 

I despise Kiki Dunst, but I actually love her when she shows the snaggle. She's like the Little Vampire! Anyway, she actually looks decent here but I can see the gross in her eyes.

 

Kiki's like a Jack-O-Lantern, round faced, snaggle-toothed and rotten on the inside!

 

Here's Kiki with Karl and Lily Allen at the Chanel show in Paris today. Karl takes souls, so beware.