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Posh really needs to do something about those breasts. I stared at them for a good 5-minutes and I saw all sorts of things. I saw two bee eyes staring me down. I saw two little baby heads popping out of her shirt. Those implants are just ridic.

 

Everything else is fine. I mean I even like that dress. It looks like one of those cover-ups the strippers wear when they are making the rounds after their set. 

 

Also, how can Roberto Cavalli and Posh pose like that without busting into laughter?  

 

Here's these two at the opening of his store in Paris today. 

 

 

 

 

 

Danielle Lloyd is a lingerie model and reality TV star in the UK. She was on Celebrity Big Brother where the 23-year-old showed everyone what a racist twat she was. Well, anyway Danielle allowed a make-up artist to give her hairy pits for Channel Five's "My Bloody Hell."

 

Danielle had to go to the gym and out to bars to feel the embarrassment of having hairy pits. Give me a fucking break.

 

She said, “I felt so ashamed when I went to the gym for a work-out with all those men watching me. It was worse than I possibly thought it could be – I just wanted to go home and get rid of it.”

“It’s been so embarrassing. I’ll remember this day for the rest of my life. I never want to see hair under my armpits again! I felt like a man."

 

Bitch, you should be ashamed for being Danielle Lloyd not for having hairy pits! So difficult! Seriously, I find nothing wrong with hairy pits! I put my mouth on a pair almost weekly. No and not my own....ok...well sometimes....

 

My sister (she's going to kill me for this, but I don't give a FUCK!) used to refuse to shave her pits and legs. It was a smelly, hairy, fug mess and I made fun of her, but I could kind of see her point. I didn't have to shave my pits, so why should she?

 

Shaving your pits hurt like hell anyway! It hurts more to shave your pits than to shave your bits!

 

 

Images: Splash - Story: The Sun

 

 

 

 

Arroz Con Pollo! JLo looks knocked up to me. JLo has been denying that she's knocked up with twins despite rumors. During a performance in Uncasville, Conn. JLo revealed some major bump. She's either on the Britney diet or she's expecting a bundle of joy. I'm going to say it's the latter.

 

What's with this hiding shit? Just come out and say it! I'm sure Skeletor wants to shout it from the rooftops, because so many of us doubted his jizz even worked! 

 

Like I said I can't waaaaiiiiitttt for that booty to grow! She's gonna need a couple of shelf brackets to hold that shit up!  

 

Source: People

 

Thanks Shaina