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The Mirror has this hilarious article on how Britney Spears will enrage the Catholic church with some of the pictures included in her album which comes out on Tuesday.

 

 

Oh please! The Catholic church doesn't care. They dealt with Madonna years ago for this same thing and she did it better. They are probably afraid crazy Brit is going to beat them down with an umbrella.

 

Besides this shit isn't naughty. It's just plain stale! That priest is thinking to himself "don't laugh at her...keep it together....oh shit, she just farted...keep it together!" Not sexy.

 

 

 

Amy Wino's daddy revealed in an interview that Wino has cut back on the boozing, but she has bigger problems to deal with. Mitch Wino says his daughter suffers from bulimia and the problem is still around.

 

He said, "She's not drinking as heavily now as she was then actually but there are other problems. The other problem is the bulimia which is still apparent, although she's put on about a stone in weight but it's still affecting her health and there are problems with substance abuse as well' he confessed."

"She's eating, although the eating disorder hasn't been fully addressed. If you look at the photographs of her in August and see her now you will see a marked change for the better. But it's a change for the better, it isn't a cure."

Mitch also said that Wino turned to hards drugs after she was married. "She was a complete opponent of hard drugs - in fact, she got up and said she couldn't understand why people in the music industry took hard drugs and that changed about six months ago when she got married to Blake."

Marriage will do that to a person. So let's see....she's a crackhead, heroin user, boozer and bulimic? This explains why she's always at McDonald's.

She's probably on crack when she ventures into McD's thinking it's something delicious. After she's eaten it, she realizes what she's done and barfs it up. Drop the McD's and everything will be fine! 

Source: Metro UK

 

 

Christian groups are boycotting and staging a campaign against the Nicole Kidman movie "The Golden Compass" due to the book's anti-God themes. The film is based on a trilogoy of books by Philip Pullman. Philip is a known atheist. New Line has watered down the film version and removed all the offensive anti-religion themes which has angered Atheists. Damn, they can't win.

 

Christian and Catholic groups are more concerned with the books and feel that with the movie  will send children running to read the rest of the books. In the final book of the trilogy, a character named God is killed. They find out that God isn't a God after all and is a phoney. This is a children's book?!

 

The watered down version comes out this Christmas. Atheists are still happy about the film, because it will give his books the attention they never got in the States.

 

The head of the Freedom From Religion Foundation said, "What this book is about is casting off Church authority. I think it's very, very positive. There should be something for freethinking children. It's a very good yarn."

 

The FoxNews article goes on and on and on. Basically, I blame Nicole Kidman and her botoxed face. This movie has already been dubbed a flop anyway, so Christians shouldn't worry. 

 

I didn't want to see this piece of garbage before, but now I totally do.  This is what I say. Let children believe whatever they want and everything will be ok. if they want to believe there's a God, fine. If they want to believe there isn't, fine.

 

I think what's more ungodly is that movie tickets are $11 around my parts. Dark-sided!

 

 

 

 

 

Diana Ross needs to behead whatever queen did her make-up. She looks a wreck! Were they trying to make her look like Jem! from Jem! and the Holograms?

 

Here's Diana looking hot from the neck down at a party for Tiffany's the other night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shauna Sand is the most elegant women in the room wherever she goes. Shauna's outfit looks like it cost more than two food stamps and that's good for her. She usually looks like she's wearing clothes from the Salvation Army's "Give a Whore a Free Outfit" benefit.  

 

I'm pretty sure she's wearing a hammock as a dress. $10 hookers totally look at her like "What a tacky bitch!"

 

Here's Shauna leaving Koi the other night.

 

Thanks TMZ

 

 

 

Jonathan Rhys Meyers needs to take off that stick-on-stach already! He ain't fooling anybody. You can't butch up that pretty girl face and why would you want to? JRM is on the cover of the December issue of Details Magazine.

 

I always thought he was all hot and no brains, but he actually spoke to the truth! When asked why he stays out of the limelight he said,

 

 

Sweetiekins, I've already figured it out. I mean I did see "Match Point." His acting skills made Scarlett Johansson look like effin' Katharine Hepburn. Just another purty face.

 

Visit Style.com to see more pretty, pretty pictures from JRM's spread

 

 

 

Justin, I wish it was bigger too - A Socialite's Life

 

Halle Berry's chi-chis continue to grow - Egotastic!

 

Damn! How many toys does Maddox need? - Just Jared

 

Elizabeth Hurley has some ugly swimsuits - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Lindsay is turning into a pumpkin - Popsugar 

 

Aren't pregnant women supposed to be happy? - IDLYITW 

 

Nas goes back to the N-word for his album title - Mollygood 

 

Justin Timberlake is such a diva - Hollywood Rag 

 

Halloween party food - Cityrag 

Lauren Conrad buys a lot of booze (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather