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It's a mother alien trying to devour her gay child! Frightening! Unfortunately, this is not a costume, but I'm sure Gay Al and Star Jones still won scariest costume. Here they are partying it up in Miami last night and by partying it up I mean Gay Al stuck around for photo-ops and then headed for the bath houses.

 

I love how he's listening to his iPod while hanging out with Star. He probably doesn't like that straight shit they are playing. I bet you anything he's listening to the Weather Girls' "It's Raining Men." Look at his face! He's singing the lyrics in his head.  

 

 

 

 

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon put on some bootleg costumes to attend Kate Hudson's Halloween party last night. These celebrities could have almost any costume they want and they come up with this crap! Let me guess. Reese went as a dumb twit whose hair went white, because she had so much sexual frustration built-up from not getting effed by the gays she involves herself with. I know it's a stretch, but that's her costume! 

 

And Jake wanted to wear a fabulous sequined catsuit with that mask, but thought he'd better just put on a plaid shirt instead.

 

TMZ has a little video of Reese and Jakey trying to make their getaway. Ugh, they are so transparent! Looking like they don't want to get "caught." 

 

Source: Buzz Foto

 

 

 

 

Now that's it Halloween week does that mean we're going to be subjected to seeing this piece of trash dressed like a slutty version of whatever every night. Slutty sailor the other night. Slutty Alice in Wonderland last night. Let me guess, slutty Osama Bin Laden tomorrow night.  

 

Off with her head!  

 

Here's Paris wearing swap meet contacts and a stripper costume at a Playboy Halloween party last night.

 

 

Source: ONTD