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Spears VS. Federline is over for the day. It was just a day of testimony and the judge didn't rule anything. Both Brit and KFed testified. Extra TV reports that one of their people asked Britney how she was doing and she replied, "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!"

 

Oh Brit! Save those poetic words for your music. I hear a hit single!

 

Brit apparently left looking upset and some people said she was crying. KFed left smiling. Will this madness ever end? The answer is no. I think honestly that is our hell.

 

"Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it" is so my new motto. I bet you she says that to her boys when they ask for cereal.

 

 

 

Shauna Sand is such an exquisite creature with such sophisticated taste. She is a true lady from top to bottom. Her skin is like crushed pearls. Her mouth is like a bowl of fresh strawberries. Her breasts are like two luscious grapefruits. Her hair is like woven gold. She only wears the finest of garments.

 

Oh! Who am I fooling? She looks like the phrase "20 for a blow, 40 for a lay" is part of her daily vocabulary. 

 

Those shoes are divine though and you can't tell me otherwise. Wait! And she's wearing Chanel! Bootleg Chanel, but who's checking? That Shauna is so classy. 

 

 

 

 

 

Lily Allen's little brother, Alfie Allen, will star in the U.K. tour of Equus. This is the same production that Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe took it off for. 

 

21-year-old Alfie recently starred in Atonement with Keira Knightley. Equus writer Peter Schaffer saw him in Atonement and recommended him for Equus.

 

The play may transfer to the West End.

 

Alfie do everyone a favor and take your film and play money and fix those busted butter wedges! Those are some effed up teefs. I could grate cheese on that shit, they are so jagged! Anyway, that's my showbiz advice to you Alfie! Oh and keep your lips shut. Don't go annoying people on your MySpace like your sister.

 

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Screw Britney! Show us more of that hot cop. Anyway, BS showed up to court today wearing her favorite boots. She's still in there waiting to hear if she's going to walk away with 50/50 custody.

 

TMZ is giving us the blow by blow. She's apparently walked out of the courtroom twice. She walked out once to change her glasses from black to brown and take her hair down. Apparently the hillbilly is crying. The judge probably gave her custody back and she's like "how am I gonna party now?"

 

Ok, back to that cop..... 

 

 

 

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