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Yes, it is a Britney update!

As I reported earlier this week, Brit had visitation rights of her sons temporarily taken away because court-appointed drug testers were unable to reach her because she allegedly had bad phone reception. 

According to People Magazine, she has regained those supervised visitation rights of SPF and JJ. K-Feds lawyer said that said he figures Brit Brit would get her visitation rights back soon because she finally started complying with her orders. Today she was spotted driving them around and a court-appointed monitor was with them.

Their next hearing is scheduled for October 26th, which both Britney and Kevin are required to appear.
 
She's complying with the rules finally? What has taken her so long? Her dim-bulb ass will probably celebrate this news a little too hard, take a drug test and lose her visitation rights again! She's a mess! And messes like this are hard to clean up.

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Juliette Lewis dabbles with a DIY perfume kit from Toys R Us and now she thinks she's CoCo Chanel.

A source said she's freaking out of some stench she made and wants to market it. She goes on to say that "Juliette had so much fun creating the fragrance and was thrilled when it was a hit with her pals. She has received so many requests for it she has now decided to sell it as her own perfume."

I wonder her creation is? Eau De Used Tampon? Or Essence Of Wet Dog? I'm sure her small overpriced bottle of liquid will be yak-tastic. But I'd still buy that shit, smear it on my body and go deer hunting.

Thanks Jackie

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I must say Jack Osbourne sure has the leprechaun look down pat. The only thing he's missing is buckles on his shoes. You think the next time he has a night off from the chocolate factory he'd shave that shit. His face looks like a chupacabra. It looks like he's getting all geared up for a photoshoot in Bear Magazine. You'd know I'd still let him probe the sideways sloppy joe.

Here's Jack and some giant lady leaving Chateau Marmont late last night.

Wenn

What's in that thing? Probably an 80 proof.

Our favorite adorable little robot Suri is summoning her spaceship now with her fingers. XENU is on his way! She probably wants him to take her back, she looks bored and over it. Then again, robots can't show emotion.

Here's Suri and Katie taking a walk around NYC.

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For all you Harry Potter fans out there, author J.K. Rowling made a huge reveal last night during a Q&A session at Carnegie Hall in NY with audience members, one of her fans asked if Hogwarts lonely ass Headmaster Albus Dumbledore finds true love. She tells them that  Dumbledore is gay. 

I don't read that trash so I don't know who that is, but I'm sure it has shocked you more than it shocked me. Apparently his true love was Gerrelt Grendelwalt but you know what he really he wants to do is eat that Potter ass. Wait, is that legal?

ANYWAY, here's J.K. Rowling signing copies of her book "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" for New York City school children at Carnegie Hall in New York.

Thanks Karris

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