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Winona Ryder's been in a movies recently, but I feel like I haven't seen her in ages. No, she's not making the Nancy Reagan story, she's doing some movie called "The Informers." It also stars Mary-Kate Olsen, so you know they are smoking out together.

 

Wait...Wino's totally playing MK's mother....right? Ugh, I feel so old. 

 

 

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I used to despise Kimora Lee Simmons, but after watching her reality show I'm sort of into her. She's got drag queen wit! Well, maybe that's because she is a drag queen. No, she's not! She's post-op.

 

I'm also surprised to see Kimora is still with that hot bitch Dijmon Hounsou. I really thought this was a phase he was soon going to grow tired of. It's love!

 

Here's this happy, happy family at that pumpkin patch all the celebrities go to be photographed "having fun" with their kids. 

 

 

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Stephen Colbert announced on his show last night that he was running for President in 2008. He will run in South Carolina and said he will only campaign in that state. He also said he would run as a Democrat and Republican, so that he could lose twice.

 

He said, "After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!"

"I am from South Carolina, I am for South Carolina and I defy any other candidate to pander more to the people of South Carolina."

 

Finally a bitch I can finally vote for! I hope he has a Presidential sex scandal with video!

 

Click here to see the video

 

Source: E! News

 

 

WONK! This is what you get for dating Lindsay Lohan. Your mugshot comes back to haunt you. This is Riley Giles' mugshot from last year. He was arrested for forging a prescription.  

 

Looks a little dim, but I'd definitely hit it and then make him forge me a prescription for Vicodin. Oh wait, scratch that. He obviously sucks at that forging thing.

 

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