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Brit Brit Spears ignored the paparazzi, but bumped up some of her new music as she drove with the top down. The song sounds aight, but I think B is going to have a hard time coming back. Homegirl needs to go away for a long time and come back, looking hot with a new sound. I mean she's making it worse by parading her vagina around.

It's not bad. Ugh, my ears are turning on me!

Here are more pictures of Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern enjoying some kind of boxing match in Hollywood, FL yesterday. All the parents out there, please show this to your kids as an example of what crack can do to you. Seriously, this is all sorts of nastiness. I don't even know what to say about that tattoos? I mean are they scratch and sniff? Who are those people anyway? I'm so confused, but I think she is too.

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Age: 66
Birthday: March 26, 1940
Birth Name: Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro

Original Date of HS of the Day: January 1, 2007
Claim to Fame: The first ever female Speaker of the HOuse

Where is she now? Being hot in DC
Why is she HS of the Week? She's the most powerful woman in United States history and she's Italian. Hotness all over. You know Hilary Clinton hates her ass.

The thing with Sienna Miller is sometimes she looks like she just had an abortion and sometimes she looks actually quite nice. She pulled it together at the Palm Springs Film Festival last night and pretty much looked good. I mean, she's a sour ass underneath all that shimmer and shine, but hey the cover looks good. This goes to show you that anyone can look hot with a lot of make-up and money.

Spice World and Romy & Michele's High School Reunion star, Alan Cumming, has married his boyfriend of two years today in London. Alan married illustrator Grant Shaffer. Alan wore an oatmeal colored linen kilt suit with a black shirt and tie and Grant wore a black striped suit with white shirt and tie, according to the rep. Celebrity quests included singer Rufus Wainwright and actress Mary-Elizabeth Mastrantonio.

I love a gay wedding! Ugh, I really wish I could get married just so I could divorce and collect alimony. I'm just saying. Congrats to those two fruitcakes in love!

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A Dlisted reader witnessed Josh Harnett getting a blowjob from some chick in the bathroom of a NYC bar lastnight. Hahaha...I live for this crap. You know it's small though. Here's what my reader witnessed:

I was out last night with my friend in New York City. We went to the Lower East Side for drinks and to hangout. We started at this bar called Max Fish. Two of my girlfriends noticed that Josh Hartnet had arrived and proceeded to talk to him for a bit. He invited them to come meet him and some other friends at a small bar called Mamma's. When we arrived the star struck girls could see Josh over in the corner - but he was surrounded by another group of girls. My friend had to go to the bathroom and there was a small line. The guy in front of her mentioned that there were 2 girls in the bathroom and just then Hartnet walked right in. He was pissed (not knowing it was Josh, but he was mad because he obviously knew this would take a while). After a considerable amount of time - the pissed off guy walked up to the door and yanked it open - only to expose to the bar Josh Hartnet recieving a big sloppy blowjob from one of the two girls who was down on her knees. It was difficult to see what the other girl was doing because he shut the door so quickly. For Confirmation - he was wearing a white t-shirt that said KLAUS on the front and a black knit hat and had an ugly pair of glasses hanging from his shirt.

KLAUS? As in Von Bulow? Anyway, see stars are just like us! They receive bjs from strange girls in bathrooms in bars. Unfortunately, who knows if Josh is hung like a horse or bumble bee. I'm guessing he has huge nuts and a small trunk. The other chick was probably taking a dump. The sight of Harnett getting a sloppy cock-whistle is enough to make anyone get diarrhea.

Top Chef host and wife of Salman Rushdie, Padma Lakshmi, received over 3,500 votes and has won December's HS of the Month! Padma beat out Pandora Peaks, Joel Osteen and Danielle Steel!

Padma is the final HS of the Month this year! Voting for HS of the Year will begin soon! Thanks to all who votes.

Yup, that's Anna Nicole Smith with Howard K. Stern at a fight in Hollywood, FL yesterday. Porn star and the beast. What is wrong with her ass?! Someone seriously needs to commit that ho. I don't even know what to say. Pink hair mascara? Oh dear.

Scarlett Johansson's breasts are apparently cozying up to Justin Timberlake according to sources. Justin recently split with his old-fug girlfriend, Cameron Diaz. Scarlett also recently broke up with meth-faced, Josh Hartnett. Scarlett is currently making a cameo in his new video and the two are taking their on-screen romance, off-screen.

A source said, “It seems he's really hit it off with Scarlett while working on the video. When she met Justin they looked very close and chatted away for ages. There were other people trying to speak to Justin but he kept his attention on her for around an hour. They looked very intimate.”

I say UPGRADE for Justin! But on the real, Scarlett has the worst taste in men. Josh and Justin? Fugness. She could do a lot better. Her breasts deserve better than that.

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WTF?! Daryl Hannah is an advocate for sex slaves in this country and around the world. She is funding her own film project about thousands of Eastern European and Asian girls brought to this country to work as sex slaves. She confessed that in the 1970s she was almost sold as a sex slave.

She and another girl were offed a modeling job in Las Vegas when they realized that things weren't on the up and up. She jumped out of the window with the other girl and saved her vagina from being sold for cash.

She is now using her experience to wear a hidden mic and go undercover in Asia and Europe.

Sex slave in the 70s?! That sounds kind of hot. I really wish they had video cameras back then, because I'd love to see her ass jumping out of a moving car! I bet you homegirl was paranoid and it really was a modeling job. Dumb ho!

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