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Madonna, Guy Richie, Lourdes and Rocco attended the London premiere of Arthur and the Invisibles tonight. I think they forgot poor little, David Banda at home. Madge voices one of the characters in the film. She held on hard to Guy and he didn't even notice.

I'm trying to figure out what that woman behind Rachel McAdams is doing? She's either fanning away Rachel's hideous smelling air poop or she's telling the photographers not to bother taking pictures of this pink haired mess. Here's our lovely Rachel at the Armani show in Paris yesterday.

No matter how many of you e-mail me just to tell me how Rachel's pink hair is hot, I'm not joining that club. Girlfriend looks like the goth girl in high school that would not stop playing with her lip piercing. I mean this girl loved to clink it against her teeth during class and it drove me crazy. Anyway, that's Rachel.

Lily Allen has blasted another pop star. This time she's attacked fellow Brit, Madonna. Lily said that the only reason hos buy Madge's albums is because she has a saggy vagina and they feel sorry for her. Ok, she didn't say that....only in my dreams. She said people only buy it, because she's famous.

Lily said, "I never say anything unprovoked but an interviewer asked me who, in my opinion, was the most overrated pop star. And overrated for me is someone who sells a lot of records because of who they are. And I don't think people buy Madonna's records because they think they're really good."

Amen to that! Now Madonna will use her powerful vagina to cast Lily out of the music industry forever! Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

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TMZ has video of the car accident that sent Nicole Kidman and others to the hospital. The accident occured just after midnight in Los Angeles during filming of The Invasion. The car was being driven by a stunt driver when it crashed into a lightpost sending glass everywhere. Stunt men that were hanging on to the top of the car were also injured.

Production issued this statement:

There was an accident involving a rigged camera vehicle on the set of THE INVASION Wednesday night (1/24/07) in Los Angeles. Nicole Kidman was in the vehicle at the time of the accident and was taken to the hospital for evaluation. She was released shortly thereafter. No other actors were involved in the scene at the time of the incident. Two additional crew members sustained minor injuries as a result of the collision. The production took the appropriate steps following the incident to ensure the safety of the cast and crew. Production resumed Wednesday evening and Kidman will return to the set on Thursday, January 25.

What's even more shocking is that Nicole's kids with Tom Cruise, Isabella and Connor were actually there. Damn, is that like the first time in years she's seen their asses?

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Janice Dickinson slams Mick Jagger - Cityrag

Tommy Lee loves flashers - Hollywood Rag

Penny Cruz in a bikini...again and again - Egotastic!

Katharine McPhee only flirted with Scientology to get some dick - Mollygood

Jennifer Garner's finger wants nothing to do with her wedding ring - ASL

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Sienna Miller stuffs her mouth wide - BWE

Jean Claude Van Damme's got the moves - Defamer

Vanessa Paradis needs to keep her mouth CLOSED. She's a lot of hotter when she hides those things. It's a good thing she's snogging Johnny Depp, because if she was a dyke she'd give a ho a damn hysterectomy!

Bugs Bunny in drag anyone?

Fishsticks Paltrow read to a bunch of brats at Sundance yesterday. She read like Dr. Seuss or something, because she's such a good person. Those kids deserves prizes for not tackling her ass and scratching her eyes out. She was probably super annoying too, doing voices and everything. Ugh. Can you she please cut off that mop and donate it to locks for love?! There's people out there that need that hair and since she's such a giving person she should make it happen.

A friend of Linday Lohan's claims that she's happier than ever since checking her ass into the Wonderland rehab facility. Lindsay has spent the past week taking hikes, staying sober and attending treatment meetings.

Her friend said, "She's been sending text messages from rehab saying she's the happiest she has ever been. She seems under control right now."

Since it's so great there, she sould stay. Seriously. I'm sure we'll do fine without her. We should send Paris Hilton in there to keep her company too.

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Sharon Stone shows off her Razzie nominated wonk-breasts - ICYDK

Nicole Kidman has been rushed to the hospital after an accident on the set of her movie "The Invasion." Nicole is currently doing re-shoots on the sci-fi thriller. She was shooting a car chase scene when the stunt driver lost control of the Jaguar and crashed into a pole and garbage can. The pavement had been wet down for the scene.

Nicole and several crew members were taken to the hospital for injuries. It's not known if anyone was seriously hurt.

While there, you know Nicole is going to have a little nip and a little tuck. I'm sure she's fine. Ice queens never die!

UPDATE - Don't worry Kidman is alive and well. She resumed filming that night.

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