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Naomi Campbell is NUTS! She recently got community service for admitting to beating down her maid with her jewel encrusted Blackberry and she's at it again! On Friday, Naomi traveled to Brazil as an ambassador to the country. Ambassador of what?! Ambassador of Beating Down Illegals?! Damn. Anyway, Naomi told reporters that she was interested in helping the poor of Brazil and stuff. Yeah, she was probably there to pick out her next maid. Let's be real.

There are additional reports that Naomi was in Brazil to visit some kind of witch doctor. The witch doctor is trying to help Naomi not be so damn crazy! Her spokesperson denies that Naomi is seeking help from his ass and says they are just friends. Friends with a witch doctor?! Yeah that sounds right.

While in Brazil, Naomi couldn't help herself. She beat down another HO! She was on the beach when she noticed a photographer taking snaps of her. Naomi went into attack mode and started screaming at the photog, demanding his film. She got her girlfriends involved and they surrounded him. The wuss of a photographer handed over the film.

After Brazil, Naomi traveled to London to meet Jennifer Hudson and Danny Glover for the premiere of Dreamgirls.

Ok, at first I didn't like this ho, but now I'm in love. Homegirl doesn't care. She will beat you down, get a slap on the wrist and then beat you down again. She's a menace to society in a Liza Minnelli wig!

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Salma Hayek and her two friends will announce the nominees for the 79th Annual Academy Awards tomorrow morning from Los Angeles at 8:38EST. I really get into it, so here's my picks for the nominations. Unfortunately, Sharon Stone for Basic Instinct 2 and Lindsay Lohan for Bobby won't get nominations.

Best Picture
Babel
The Departed
Dreamgirls
Little Miss Sunshine
The Queen
Possible Nomination: Letters from Iwo Jima

Best Actor
Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Departed
Peter O'Toole, Venus
Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Possible Nomination: Ryan Gosling, Half-Nelson

Best Actress
Penelope Cruz, Volver
Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada
Kate Winslet, Little Children
Possible Nomination: Renee Zellweger, Miss Potter

Best Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine
Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls
Jack Nicholson, The Departed
Brad Pitt, Babel
Michael Sheen, The Queen
Possible Nomination: Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children

Best Supporting Actress
Adriana Barraza, Babel
Cate Blanchett, Notes on a Scandal
Emily Blunt, The Devil Wears Prada
Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Possible Nomination: Rinko Kikuchi, Babel

Best Director
Bill Condon, Dreamgirls
Jonathan Dayton & Valerie Faris for Little Miss Sunshine
Stephen Frears, The Queen
Alejandro Gonzales, Babel
Martin Scorcese, The Departed
Possible Nomination: Clint Eastwood, Letters From Iwo Jima

Tomorrow is the deadline for the DNA test of Danielynn Hope to estabilish who her daddy is. Anna Nicole Smith and her lawyers are currently working overtime to try and get the deadline pushed back. TMZ is reporting that Anna's lawyers are trying to argue that it was never brought to a Bahamian judge.

Anna's lawyers are trying to block the test by saying that the US lab that Larry Birkhead hired can't legally perform a DNA test on Danielynn, because they don't have work penises permits in the Bahamas.

Howard K. Stern and Anna have both said in the past that they are ready to get this party started, so they can clear their names once and for all. The party is starting, but they want nothing to do with it. Chickens! I really hope Dani belongs to Larry Birkhead! It totally bring Anna to a whole new level of NUTS.

Britney Spears, SPF, his nanny and some other chick hit Trashy Lingerie in Hollywood, so Britney could buy some muffin and nipple covers. Some people think that it's not right for her to bring her 1-year-old to a lingerie store, but why? I mean, it's better that he sees her stuff covered up rather than bare. I mean, he needs his eyesight for learning and all. However, his eyesight was probably damaged at the sight of his mother's truly hideous ensemble.

Furthermore, bring me JJ already!

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Unfortunately, Paris Hilton will not serve any jail time for DUI charges. The piece of trash pleaded no contest and decided she would rather cop a feel deal than fight. Paris was given 36-months of probation, a $390 fine and she must attend an alcohol education program. Alcohol education? Do they teach you how to make cocktails? I like that, sign me up!

Paris was arrested on September 7, 2006 in Los Angeles on suspicion of DUI. If she completes 40-hours of community service, her probation sentence will be reduced to 24 months.

NOT FAIR! Homegirl should've received life in prison with no paroll! Not for the DUI thing, but because we're forced to look at her bird beak and wonk eye daily!

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At last Tuesday's Legends! premiere in Los Angeles, Charlotte Rae aka Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life has some words for the play's star, Joan Collins. Charlotte calls Joan "a bitch" and says she's "heard that she's very hard to work with." When shown the interview, Joan seems surprised and calls Charlotte an "old cow."

ELDERLY HO FIGHT! I say these two both get in g-string bikinis, oil themselves up and have at it like real women do!

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Eva LongWHORIA almost gets naked for Arena Magazine - Hollywood Tuna

Mandy Moore and Zach Braff's depressed asses were perfect for each other - Just Jared

No more Borat? - Popoholic

Huge surprise, JP from Survivor is gay gay - Towelroad

Vince Vaughn's orgy - Cityrag

Britney Spears' album is going to tank - IDLYITW

Jessica Biel's ass (literally) on a boat - Egotastic!

Maggie Gyllenhaal's spawn isn't fug at all, surprisingly - Popsugar

Posh Beckham gets a deal - Hollywood Rag

Everyone is suing Anna Nicole Smith - ASL

Would you pledge your cherry to your father? Purity Balls are being held in cities across the country where young women pledge their virginity to their fathers. The set-up looks like any wedding, but instead of marriage the young women are making a promise to their fathers.

Glamour Magazine reports:

Welcome to Colorado Springs’ Seventh Annual Father-Daughter Purity Ball, held at the five-star Broadmoor Hotel. The event’s purpose is, in part, to celebrate dad-daughter bonding, but the main agenda is for fathers to vow to protect the girls’ chastity until they marry and for the daughters to promise to stay pure. Pastor Randy Wilson, host of the event and cofounder of the ball, strides to the front of the room, takes the microphone and asks the men, “Are you ready to war for your daughters’ purity?”

Fathers give purity rings to their daughters vowing to protect their purity. BARF BAG! You know if it was a mother/daughter thing it would still be weird, but not totally uncomfortable. I can imagine a poor girl having to look her father in the eye as he promises that he will protect her cherry. I believe in bonding with daddy, but this is just unnecessary.

Visit Glamour.com to read the entire article

Thanks Winnyfranfran

Heather Mills is denying that Paul McCartney has offered her $63 million and two homes as a settlement to end their ugly divorce. The News of the World claims that Paul put the offer on the table, so he doesn't have to go to court and answer to claims that he beat Heather down during their marriage.

Heather's attorney said, "With regard to the article in yesterday's News of the World, we would like to state that there has been no offer made whatsoever at any time to our client and therefore no settlement has been agreed."

Here we go again! What Paul should do is setup a "Deal or No Deal" type show and let Heather pick from different suitcases trying her luck. This is actually quite brilliant. I'm sensing a spin-off would be a good idea, "Deal or No Deal Divorce!"

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Behold! Here's some caps of Josh Duhamel wearing some HOT shorts and a gold chain from Las Vegas. Joshy isn't usually my cup of man meat, but I'm digging the shorties and chain. I can't believe the methface known as Fergie is hittin' this. She must've signed a pact with the devil or soemthing!

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