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No Dough for Dita

In papers filed today Marilyn Manson wants to make sure Dita Von Teese doesn't receive a dime from him. Marilyn lists the separation date as October 31st (Happy Halloween!) while she claims they went their own ways on Christmas eve. Dita hasn't asked for spousal support yet, but she has asked him to pay for her legal fees. Marilyn has also refused to pay for her legal fees.
Dita filed for divorce last month after only one year of marriage. Marilyn has apparently already moved on from Dita by dating 19-year-old Evan Rachel Wood.
Dita should get at least 90% of his money for doing sex with him. That experience alone would mess-up even the sanest mind. She doesn't need his money! She's an independent woman...who takes off her clothes for money. But still independent!
Once Again, The Shark Creatures Have Let Me Down

The shark creatures need to get their act together. Instead of going after innocent people they need to start setting their sights on more annoying humans. Here's exhibit a, the Cameron Diaz. She's in Hawaii "canoodling" with good friend Kelly Slater. This was a supreme chance for the shark creatures to help us out. Just this once. Again, they have failed us. Shame on you shark creatures! Shame on you!

Source: TMZ
Afternoon Crumbs

Rihanna is still on vacation?! - Hollywood Tuna
Ashley Olsen now has a reason to look miserable all the time - ASL
Diddy gets served - Mollygood
Jessica Biel takes a liking to Maria Menounos' ass - Egotastic!
Nicole Richie shows off her new do' - Popsugar
Hot pics of Kelly Slater for no reason - IDLYITW
The Dreamgirls take over Europe - Just Jared
John Meyer throws in his two cents on the Grey's scandal - BWE
Doogie Howser throws in his two cents on the Grey's scandal - Towelroad
A rough looking Pamela Anderson with a new (and gross) piece - Hollywood Rag
Celebrity gender mixing - Cityrag
KFed's Got Talent!
Above is an out take of KFed recording a little rap diddy for his Nationwide Insurance commercial that will air during the Super Bowl. The commercial shows KFed in a glamorous rap video only to find out that it's a dream. KFed also answered some questions on why he chose to do this commercial.
1.) Why were you interested in working with Nationwide on their Super Bowl commercial? What did you like about the concept?
The world knows the ups and downs of my life - I’m a perfect example of how ‘Life Comes at You Fast,’ and like all of us, I’ve been faced with many obstacles. Pairing up with Nationwide may be a big surprise, but this ad is a perfect fit for me, since it shows why everyone needs to be ready for what life throws at them.
2.) Your living proof that life does come at you fast! You had a very busy year. If you had to sum up your 2006 in one sentence, what would you say?
When life comes at you fast, roll with the punches and move on.
3.) Music is a big part of your life. You recently released an album and you show off your musical skills in Nationwide's Super Bowl commercial. Who are your biggest musical influences and why?
I have influences in all genres of music, from pop to rock to hip-hop and rap. My biggest influences include 2-Pac, Too Short, Snoop, etc. Music has always been an important part of my life.
4.) It's the start of a new year. What should we look for from Kevin Federline in 2007?
This Nationwide commercial is the first chance for the world to see the new Kevin Federline, who gets the importance of making good decisions and being better prepared for the future. I’m determined for the world to see a new and improved Kevin in 2007, so be on the lookout for upcoming big announcements in TV, film, fashion and music this year.
How could Britney let this go? He truly is hidden talent! You better be sure to catch this commercial when it airs, because it will probably be the least you see of his wigga ass! Well, until the next Surreal Life comes out.
Brit Brit and Isaac Are Not Together

X17 has some video of Brit Brit Spears looking like trash and telling the cameramen that her and Isaac Cohen are "not together, by the way." It really doesn't mean anything since they've only been dating for like two seconds. Either that or she was just playing a joke. Who really cares?
Above is a pic of Brit taking her laundry to get done in Santa Monica. Ugh, I feel sorry for the poor sap that has that job. It's probably a traumatic experience going through her dirty clothes and panties. I'm sure the dry cleaner brings in some scientists to discover new forms of fungus.
Drag Queen Eyes

No, Emmy Rossum is not going to be in the stage version of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, she's at some Swarvoski dinner in NYC last night. I love the make-up artist spent so much time with her eyes, but didn't notice that she's growing two extra eyebrows!
Who Would Want to Speak to Her Ass Anyway?

Halle Berry thinks she's the Queen of the World even though she's a no-talent ho who got lucky! Anyway, she's hired an Orange County painting firm to work on her kitchen cabinets for a whopping $57,000. Halle thinks that because she's paying so much she can make stupid demands.
Part of the contract states that employees cannot approach Miss Berry on or off the premises. They also cannot speak to Miss Berry unless they are spoken to by Miss Berry.
What is wrong with these people? Doesn't she remember where she came from? In two years homegirl is going to wish people would talk to her let alone remember her ass! Stupid ho!
The "Who Cares?" News

The most beautiful girl in the world - ICYDK
Slycics! Gargiles! The God Warrior is back tonight! - SOW
Carmen Electra wears a super slutty bikini for Coke - Derek Hail
Clare from Six Feet Under has a boy! - People
American Idol already has its first convict - Reality Blurred
Mya's new piercing is so 1993 - Concrete Loop
Kelly Clarkson gets into bed with NASCAR - Gabsmash
Jade Goody is Wanted

Celebrity Big Brother contestant and douche Jade Goody is expected to be evicted within hours after using several racial slurs against Bollywood actress, Shilpa Shetty. Jade has named her arch rival “Shilpa Poppadum," but insists it isn't racist. After getting a talk from producers, Jade gave Shilpa a half-assed apology.
Thousands have flooded the call lines most likely sending Jade to the crowds. Unfortunately, there won't be any crowds there since Channel 4 will not allow the usual crowd to greet the evictee. Police is also on hand to escort Jade to a safehouse where she will be kept for a week under 24-hour security.
Everyone from politicians to the India tourism board has something to say about what's going on in the BB house. Her actions may have also caused an International rift between England and India.
Jade's actions have also been bad for business. Stores left and right have pulled her perfume line from their shelves. One of the show's advertisers also pulled out, not wanting to be associated with the controversy.
Jade's face is full of so much fug that she should be evicted for that reason alone. It's not fair to TV viewers to be subjected to such nastiness. I say we set her and Isaiah Washington up on a blind date!
Should Isaiah Washington Be Fired?

Isaiah Washington issued an apology yesterday for using a gay slur for the second time at the Golden Globes. GLAAD demanded an apology from his ass and T.R. Knight told Ellen Degeneres that he was saddened by Isaiah's use of the word again.
Neil Giuliano, President of GLADD, said, "We are encouraged by Isaiah Washington's statement today, and optimistic that it may mark a turning point in this deeply troubling situation." Isaiah has also agreed to meet with GLAAD next week.
Isaiah's second apology still isn't enough for some people and the petition going around demanding his termination from Grey's Anatomy is still getting signatures.
Personally as a fag I think it's up to T.R. Knight and nobody else. If T.R. wants him gone, he should go. You know people make mistakes and I think Isaiah probably was drunk, stupid and wasn't thinking. I know that isn't an excuse and it's disgusting, but I'm sure he's getting punished enough. I really think the producers will quietly write him out very soon. He's a liability now and probably making problems with some of the show's advertisers. In the end, ABC will only fire him if they are losing money.
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