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Lindsay Lohan's rep has issued this statement,

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Lindsay has apparently been attending AA meetings. She also recently had "surgery" to remove her appendix.

I'm guessing that "appendix surgery" was an overdose. Just a hunch!

UPDATE - Apparently homegirl partied until the early mornin' on Grammy night and several witnesses say she looked out of it. Crackhead!

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Britney Spears' manager, Larry Rudolph, denies reports that she's knocked up. Rumors spread like wild fire today that Brit Brit was one month pregnant according to friends. Larry said that the rumor was "absurd" and that "she's not pregnant."

He thinks the rumor started when paparazzi caught Brit's new man, Isaach Cohen, wiping peanut butter off of his pants. He says the paparazzi assumed that the peanut butter was Brit's vomit and she was experiencing morning sickness.

Larry said, "Because Isaac didn't lick the peanut butter off his fingers, someone decided that it must not be peanut butter, but must instead be Britney's vomit."

Peanut butter vomit and Britney with a bulge is too much for me to handle. I'm just glad homegirl is not expecting. Seriously, I need to see JJ before I see a pregnant Brit again. I'm saying, let's start taking bets on what's going on with JJ. I'm guessing he's Asian like Suri Cruise.

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Kim Kardashian told TMZ that she isn't involved in selling an alleged sex tape between her and Ray J. I posted earlier that a tape of the two was confirmed and showed them in various states of sex including golden showers....yes pee pee fun. Kim didn't deny that a tape doesn't exist, but she said she would love to see what they have.

She also said, "There is no tape being shopped. Ray J and I remain friends, and there is nothing he would do to spite me."

Kim is currently dating Nick Cannon.

Kim has previously denied that a tape of sex exists. What a liar mouth! Who wants to see that tape anyway? Actually...I kind of do. I want to see Kim get a big glob of urine on her face!

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What was Paula Abdul drinking last night?! Vicodin tea?! (thanks Jana) - TMZ

Rosie O'Donnell raps with LL Cool J - Coup d'etats Yeah, we all agree that Maria Menounos sucks - ASL

Mischa Barton takes her dog for a walk in a bikini - Egotastic!

Is this Britney Spears' new song? - Popsugar

Brooklyn & Becks - Just Jared

Ivanka Trump and her two fat friends - Hollywood Rag

Will Jamie Foxx play Two-Face in the new Batman movie? - IDLYITW

101 impressions in under 4 minutes - Cityrag

Posh Beckham loves showing off her rubber nipples or rupples as I like to call them - Hollywood Tuna

Kim Kardashian has denied away that a sex tape featuring herself and Whitney Houston's new lover, Ray-J, exists. TMZ is confirming that the tape is real and currently being shopped around. Apparently, the tape features several sexual acts including water sports. No, I'm not talking about water polo...I'm talking about a ho straight-up being pissed on!

SugarDVD has offered Kim $2 million for rights of the tape and to be their spokesperson. SugarDVD believes that the reason why a deal hasn't been reached is due to Paris Hilton advising Kim not to sell the tape. Jealous much?

First a Screech dirty sanchez and now a Kardashian lemonade bath? What's next? Seriously, you know Kim has a major cheese booty and sucks at sucking dick! I am curious to see what Ray-J is working with. I'm guessing it's long, but skinny. Pencil dick.

DJ Mandy aka DJ Am and Mandy Moore are still going strong after a couple weeks of dating. They were spotted "canoodling" at a Beverly Hills restaurant. Each got into their own Toyota Prius after sharing some qt together. While these two got to know each other more, Nicole Richie spent some time with hair bleach.

First of all, Mandy Moore must be blind to wanna hit that. Second of all, I'm surprised Nicole Richie has hair to bleach? Doesn't eating disorders cause your hair to fall out or something? I'm saying.

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UsWeekly is reporting that Courtney Cox and Brad Pitt buried the hatchet at the Golden Globes. Courtney has said in the past that she has Jennifer Aniston's hairy back and disagreed with the way Bradley handled things. Courtney approached Brad to say hello and he responded, “Hello, sweetheart. It is SO great to see you.” They hugged and talked about their kids, blah blah blah... Angelina Jolie was standing a few steps away and greeted Courtney and David Arquette from afar.

Please, Courtney just wants Brad to guest-star on her sinking ship of a show! She should try and get him on the same episode as Aniston. Ratings gold!

Matthew McConagay performs moves from Dreamgirls on the beaches of Australia on 1/15/07

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Chestica Simpson says her boobs "disabled" her - Glitterati

Paul Sorvino pulls a gun on his daughter's ex-boyfriend! - Popcrunch

All the ladies love Tom Brady - INO

Walk all over Donald Trump - Mollygood

Fishsticks Paltrow takes some Iron - Coming Soon

Jacko wants Posh & Becks to buy Neverland - SOW

Is Jennifer Aniston making plans to adopt a little baby? Sources are saying that Jen has asked her lawyers to investigate several adoption agencies in Los Angeles. She has apparently been thinking about it for a while and now wants to move ahead. She has also decided to adopt an American baby even though her friend Oprah has urged her to consider adopting from Africa.

A source said, "Jen has thrown herself into adopting and wants it to happen straight away. She toyed with the idea while she was with Vince but began looking in December after they split."

Hey, at least she's buying American. HA. I say she's doing a good thing. At least a poor, innocent child won't have to face the humiliation of sharing the mug as this ho!

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