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Chupacabra and Mischa Barton being fug at the Weinstein Company's GG party 1/15/07

Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe: Um...OMG...I can't look! I'm melting! Mercy!

KFed will star in his own commercial during the Super Bowl. He will follow in the illustrious footsteps of MC Hammer and Fabio and bring his stankness to a Nationwide Insurance ad. The company's motto is "Life comes at you fast" and I'm not sure how they are going tie this in with KFed.

I think they should basically just recreate the MC Hammer commercial that I posted above. I mean they could save some dough by just posting KFed's head on Hammer's body. They have the same moves.

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Unfortunately, this is not 67-year-old Dixie Carter. It's 33-year-old Rose McGowan at the InStyle GG party last night. What happened to her? Did she have a botched face lift? She looks like a Dr. 90210 reject that is using coke to numb the pain. She has serious coke face. Did her pimp put out his cigar on her face?

Here she is in various sates of fug with David Spade, Alyssa Milano, Kerry Washington and some blonde chick.

Last Friday I wrote about the fat ho will all have come to know as Hercules. Hercules is the 20-pound fat ass cat that got stuck in a doggy door when it was trying to steal food from a neighbor's house. What a hog. Hercules was assumed to be a stray, but a man has claimed the cat as his own.

Unfortunately, Hercules has been diagnosed with Feline Immunodeficiency Virus aka Feline HIV. Cat AIDS is very different than human HIV. Cats can live a long time with the disease, but should remain indoors so he doesn't spread the disease.

Poor Hercules! Is he going to get skinny now? My thoughts and paws are with him!

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Star Magazine is reporting that Julia Roberts is going to add a boy brat to her family tree. Her due date is apparently June 22nd. Several sources are saying that Julia is giving birth to another set of twins, because she uses in-vitro or something.

The boy brat will join Hazel and Phinnaeus. I wonder what they will name this one. I'm thinking Fievel or Nicodemus .

Keith Urban has been released from a rehab facility after completing treatment for being a drunk. Keith and his wife, Nicole Kidman, hit the CAA Golden Globes after-party last night in Los Angeles. Hey, that's a good place to get your sober life started!

Keith started rehab on October 19th and had a brief vacay over the holidays with Nicole. Keith will fly to German on Thursday to promote his album. He's also expected to start touring this April in Europe.

Let the games begin! Cheap booze and hookers for everyone! Nicole probably liked him so much more when he was locked up!

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The cast of Grey's Anatomy may be Golden Globe winners, but they are a mess. The cast still aren't over Isaiah Washington dropping the F bomb and basically helping T.R. Knight out of the closet. Isaiah didn't help matters last night in the GG's press room. A reporter asked him about the incident and he replied, "No, I did not call T.R. a faggot. Never happened, never happened."

Isiah's co-star Katherine Heigl didn't like his answer and said, "I'm going to be really honest right now, he needs to just not speak in public. Period. I'm sorry, that did not need to be said, I'm not okay with it. I have no idea what it was, I just find it hurtful…I just feel like this is something that should be very much in house we need to deal with and it's among us and the cast and crew and among Shonda [Rimes, show creator] and the producers."

Isaiah was later heard telling his wife, "I love gay. I wanted to be gay. Please let me be gay."

What a dick! Will the writers make his character gay already? Seriously, they should make him a power bottom that loves getting passed around in bath houses. He needs get effed in the ass hardcore.

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Or something.... The death of Daniel Smith will get a proper investigation in the Bahamas. The coroner has ordered a former inquest into the mysterious death of Anna Nicole Smith's son. TMZ is reporting that a witness is about to testify that Howard K. Stern gave Daniel one of the drugs that killed him.

The inquest will be held March 26th and over 20 witnesses including Anna and Howard will be called. One witness will testify that Howard gave him methadone and after his death, flushed the remaining drug down the toilet.

Scandal! I knew it was Howard in the hospital with the methadone the entire time. I was waiting for a new screw to be thrown into the mess of a life Anna is living. I bet you Daniel is the real father of Danielynn Hope too!

The most gorgeous woman in the world, Jodie Marsh, wants to marry in a dungeon - Hollywood Rag

David Beckham is sooo going to be Scientology's newest poster boy - Popbytes

The double life of Wentworth Miller - Just Jared

Matthew McConagay gets dirty with some random chick...sleezemax - Popsugar

Kelly Clarkson looks like a puppet - IDLYITW

Vanessa Williams wears fur on the head and shoulders - Mollygood

Loonies in love - Cityrag

Ugh, I just want to punch Maria Menudosoup in the face - Hollywood Tuna

Vintage Jack Black - Popoholic

Justin Timberlake makes fun of Prince - ASL

A GG Awards mega picture post - Egotastic!

NBC is expected to announce that it will expand The Today Show from 3 hours to 4 hours this Fall. The announcement is expected to happen tomorrow. The show is a big winner for NBC and its most profitable. It's hoping to get a little more cash by making the show longer. Matt Lauer and Meredith Viera will also not co-host the fourth hour. Rumor is that Al Roker and Ann Curry will take over at 10am.

This means that Passions may find itself without a timeslot. The soap opera has been on since 1999 and isn't a ratings winner, but is a winner with fans. The show is known for over-the-top storylines.

Inside sources expect the announcement to also come tomorrow during the network's tour.

This is a sad day in daytime. I mean what other show is going to have monkey children and talking dolls? I mean monkey children....you tell me this.

UPDATE - The cast and crew were told this morning. Production is apparently going to end this Spring with the show's finale airing in the Summer.

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