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Some things should never be filmed. Courtney Cox doing herself with a vibbie is not something that my emotions can handle. I can most likely take Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and even David Schwimmer doing their own bodies...but the Cox is just a different story.

This clip brought to you by The Soup was on this past week's Dirt.

Courtney Love has given her consent to a feature film based on the life of her dead husband, Kurt Cobain. Court has purchased the rights to “Heavier Than Heaven,” a biopic by Charles Cross on the late Nirvana frontman.

Several studios are in discussions with Courtney to bring the project to life. Currently just the rights to the book have been bought, so the film is in the first stages.

Court said, "[It] has no script and no director attached, let alone stars."

Gus Van Zant made a loosely based film about Kurt's life in 2005 starring Michael Pitt. It sucked hard.

Who's going to play Kurt and who's going to play Courtney? Let me think about this for a minute. I'm thinking CoCo should play Courtney Love and well...Coco should play Kurt too. She has the skillz to pull it off!

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This is Jason Davis, brother of Fat Elvis aka Brandon Davis, at one of the Golden Globe's Suites yesterday. Try to keep your tongue away from the screen. I know you want to lick that goodness up and down.

Queer Eye for a Straight Guy has been cancelled! This should've happened after the second season! The fifth and final season will air the last 10 episodes this Summer. There was rumors of the show's demise last Summer.

Bravo said, “We proudly watched as viewers embraced the series that really helped open the closet doors on gays and their presence on television and in popular culture.”

The show made overnight stars out of Carson Kressley and those other ones. I can say that I enjoyed the first season, but it quickly made me want to scratch out my own eyes and ears!

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La Toya Jackson IS Armed and Famous...oh and that no-teef ho is really hot too - FourFour

Vanessa Williams' mug shot - Just Jared

Is this the new Beckham palace? - Towleroad

The Black Snake Moan trailer - IDLYITW

Steve-O comes clean - Cityrag

Patrick Dempsey is ear screwing a pregnant lady - Mollygood

Who is Cash Warren anyway? - Hollywood Tuna

The X-Miss Nevada is going to show it in Playboy - ASL

Sienna Miller's nude scenes deserve an Oscar - Egotastic!

Heather Locklear still loves the rock stars - Popsugar

Alicia Keys was a gangsta - Hollywood Rag

Britney Spears' new model boyfriend has removed his MySpace due to thousands upon thousands of friend requests and attention. Isaac Cohen called himself "Eyezik" on his page and described himself as a 25-year-old from Encino, CA. He also lists the bible as his favorite book, because his uses the pages from Leviticus 4:20 to roll "sweet, sweet chiba" joints.

Methinks this one isn't operating on a full tank. I'm sure Britney and him have "awesome and deep" conversations. Hey, who needs brains when you have a bod like that? Too bad her stupid ass will probably marry him like this weekend.

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Katie Price aka Jordan is currently pregnant with her third child and second child by Peter Andre. She has told friends that she thinks she's having a girl, because she's suffering from morning sickness.

A source said, "She's convinced it will be a girl because she's constantly nauseous. It's nothing like what she went through with her boys Harvey and Junior."

Jordan is expected to give birth sometime in the summer.

She's currently tending to her older son, Harvey, while he seeks treatment for a bad burn to his leg a couple of weeks ago. His condition is unknown, but he's expected to remain in the hospital for a little while longer.

Who knew Jordan was such a medical professional and could figure out the sex of her baby on her own? If she has a girl she's totally naming her Jordan.

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I kind of missed Rachel Zoe. I haven't seen here in a while. She's probably been busy terrorizing the Hollywood young. She's seen here with Cojo at a W Magazine party last night. Maybe Rachel can help a girl out and suck the bloat out of her!

Note - That's really not Chastity Bono. It's entertainment reporter, Steve "Cojo" Cojocaru.

Kelly Osbourne used to be a drug addict and claims that rehab did nothing for her. She hated the process and was surprised to find out how much it cost.

She said, "I've been several times and it didn't work, simply because I never wanted it to. I left rehab and six months later I was miserable, thinking, 'I'm paying them to help me.'

"But all the money in the world can't make you better. You have to want to make yourself better." Kelly says she cured herself.

I guess fat camp did nothing for her either. Just kidding, I like Kelly as a BBW. I really can't picture her skinny. She is right. Cold turkey is probably the best way to go.

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