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Is Jennifer Aniston Hittin' This?

According to InTouch, Jennifer Aniston was dining with friends when billionaire, Steve Bing approached her and gave his telephone number to her. Steve has previously been linked to Elizabeth Hurley. A friend of Jen's said that they've known each other a while, but since she's single now Steve decided to make a move. Fortunately, Jennifer hasn't use his digits yet. Jen has also been approached by Lance Armstrong, but declined his date because she's friends with horsefaced Sheryl Crow.
Steve Bing also recently had a really bad date with Pamela Anderson. Poor ho can't catch a skirt. He should hit me up, I'd tap that. I mean he probably cums hundred dollars bills.
Meet the Godfather of Soul!

James Brown was given a public viewing at the Apollo Theater in NYC today. Thousands lined up at the theater where James got his start over 40 years ago. His body was brought to the theater by a horse drawn carriage. After today's viewing his body will be taken to Augusta where he will be buried after another public viewing on Saturday.
The guest list for his funeral has included names like Tom Cruise, Usher, Jamie Foxx, Aretha Franklin and many more.
Open caskets have always creeped me out. What if they come alive and grab you? Ugh.
Geri Falls, Posh Could Care Less

Geri Haliwell and Posh Beckham spent a little qt in London today. While Geri and family had fun on the ice rink, Posh held Geri's baby, Bluebell. Posh also fed the little baby and I'm not sure how she figured that one out. Will someone please tell Posh to stop wearing that stovetop hat! She's just missing a corncob pipe and a button nose!


Afternoon Crumbs

Brandon and Dylan reunite at the Peach Pit - Popsugar
Pamela Anderson finds herself on a bad date - ASL
Matt Damon and his daughter - ICYDK
Vintage Pamela Anderson upskirt pics! - Egotatic!
Sylvester Stallone might've been a little too old for Rocky - Hollywood Rag
Daniel Craig is the best Bond ever - Just Jared
The Grindhouse trailer - IDLYITW
Jake Gyllenhaal is a real-life hero - Mollygood
What happens after you pass out - Cityrag
Willa Ford in Maxim - Hollywood Tuna
Nicole Richie is Way Fatter Than MK

Popbytes has scans of Star Magazine that claims Nicole Richie is half an inch wider than Mary-Kate Olsen. How they know this I'm not sure? Maybe they hid out under the dressing stalls at Marni and waited for them? Anyway, they also point to signs that MK is a big ano. She recently had a stint in rehab to deal with her eating issues. Nicole still looks skinnier to me, I don't know. Both of them should take a weekend trip down to the south and visit each pancake house and waffle factory. Hell, I'd go with them! I'd stand far away from them though, cause next to them I'd look OBESE.


Guess the Ho?

Congrats to twodrinkminimum for being the first to get it right! See the ho behind the smile after the jump!

Maria Menounos
Tara Reid is Most Likely Bringing Her Rotted Abs to Big Brother

Tara Reid is currently sunning her Jaba-the-Hut tummy in St. Barts in preparation for Celebrity Big Brother in London next week. Tara seems to be a lock to join the house and compete in a prize for charity. In case you don't know, the show puts 7 "celebrities" in a house where they are voted out by viewers each week. The last remaining ho wins a prize. David Hasselhoff, Sarah Harding, Lil' Kim and KFed are also rumored to live in the house.
I hope that Tara gets drunk enough to reneact that "bottle in the coochie" thing Kinga did a few seasons ago. Click here if you haven't seen it. Some ho Kinga gets really drunk and effs herself with a wine bottle. I'm sure Tara is going to one up her by getting DPed by a Swiffer wet jet and a pumpkin.
Who the Hell Would Want to Kill a Partridge?
After this video of Danny Bondauce supporting the Iraq war and President Bush hit the internet, he claims he had to contact the FBI, because of death threats. He told the New York Daily News that his daughter's online social-network page was also targeted with gruesome pictures of slain children of Iraq.
He said, "If (the interviewer) had personally offended me or I got death threats and I didn't have children, I would have tracked him down and kicked his skull in, and that would have been the end of that. "But I have children, and you can't behave like that anymore."
The impromptu interview was conducted by a man that believes Bush is a Satanist and said that Danny's views on the war are due to his mind being rotted from drugs.
I agree.

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