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Mickey Rourke in Miami on 12/28

Who knew they had Desperate Housewives dolls? I couldn't tell which what which except for Bree. They all basically have the same face, but with different wigs. Which ever one is the Teri Snatchers doll, her face is pulled far enough.

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Is it snowing in West Hollywood? No, Jeff Goldbum is just getting old. It happens you know. He looks like Snow Miser now which is very festive of him seeing as though it's sort of still the holidays. That being said, I'd still it. I hear he's into some kinky business though like scat and all...just what I heard...

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Kate Moss and friends flew out of London yesterday for Thailand where they will ring in the new year at one of the country's most exclusive resorts. There was much speculation if Pete Doherty would join her due to his legal status. Pete is only allowed to travel on short flights as a result of a community supervision order after being found guilty of a number of drug offenses. He would be violoating the law if he traveled to Thailand.

Friends say that Pete was trying to find a way to join her ass, because he was so desparate to be with her. Obviously, Kate didn't feel the same way because homegirl left his ass high and dry.

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Brangelina will ring in their New Year in Costa Rica - CN

Jennifer Aniston is losing it - IDLYITW

Anne Hathaway gets along with bears - ASL

Scarlett Johansson thinks she's fat - Egotastic!

David Beckham looks hot selling anything - Popsugar

Penny Cruz can't stand her sexy - Hollywood Rag

Bow Wow bought his own McDonald's - Just Jared

Some of the funniest stories of '06 - Cityrag

Jim Carrey loses at the thought of Y2K - Mollygood

Lindsay Lohan smokes it up on the set of her movie - Hollywood Tuna

Dolphins may cause heart attacks - SAYOR

Lindsay Lohan and Kimberly Stewart both partied at Mokai last night in Miami. These two pieces of trash are in town for the New Years. Damn, if you told me these two were 45-year-old truck stop hookers down on their luck, I'd believe you. I mean they look used. I love the look on the guys face next to Kimbo. He's thinking "WTF am I looking at?"

Lindsay could use some sleep and some facial treatments. She's looking spent and even a probably expensive dress looks cheap on her ass.

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Congrats to ballet30 for being the first to get it right. See the ho behind the smile after the jump!

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Just a few days ago, MK Olsen, had dyed her hair platinum to scare off as many young children as she could. Well, yesterday she shopped on Melrose with a darker and more orange shade. She still looks like the same sad, troll doll...but with different hair. She's even wearing her skull scarf in a different shade. Ugh, she really needs a cookie. HO! You are rich and skinny, what more do you want? She probably just wants to be held by a beautiful, pink, unicorn friend. Don't we all?

More details on Mimi's fight against Mary Carey - Idolator

Kim Kardashian denies she has a sex tape with Brandy's brother - Gone Hollywood

Lily Allen thinks you're an idiot if you bought Paris Hilton's CD - SOW

JLo looking pretty hot in Aspen - ICYDK

Nikki Taylor gets hitched - Barbie Martini

I posted earlier on how Mike Tyson was arrested this morning for DUI, well here's the sexy mugshot to go with it. Seriously, the tongue really puts it over the edge for me. I just want to stick my mussy up in there. Eww, that grossed me out.