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In case some of you have missed it, here's some Britney Spears pictures that you really don't need to see. Some paparazzi caught her fat gut hanging over her shaved coochie. Gut, Brit coochie and a cheap Playboy purse is not what I need to experience on a Sunday evening. She needs some panties bad, CONTROL TOP panties. Click on the pics below to see her in action.

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Dakota Fanning and Wilbur attended the "Charlotte's Web" premiere in Melbourne today. Dakota wore a dress made out of the skins of her victims. That pig looks scared, because he knows his blood will soon be devoured by this creepy creature. She scares me and yes it's possible for a young girl to scare you. The Shining anyone? I still can't believe she's 12. She will forever be 5-years-old

Nicole Kidman attended the London premiere of "Happy Feet" last night. Nicole does voice work on the film. Does she provide the voice for an iceberg, because homegirl is an ice queen. When was the last time she was seen with her kids? Seriously, dumb ho needs to open an Us Weekly just to remember what they look like.

That being said, her new wig looks goods.

Age: 31
Birthday: October 13, 1975
Birth Name: Tom Anderson

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: November 21, 2006
Claim to Fame: The co-founder and face of MySpace.com

Where is he now? Rich as a muthafucka
Why is he Hot Slut of the Week? See above and because I'd hit it.

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton continued their publicity tour in Malibu yesterday and brought poor SPF into the mix. Why?! What did that kid do to deserve a STD? I mean now that Paris has touched him you know he has one. KFed now has a chance of winning custody. All he has to do is show these pictures to the judge and JJ and SPF will be his and Britney will be given the death penalty. I mean really.....

Where's child protective services when you really need them? Oh and Brit, animal prints are not your friend. I wish that leopard would come to life and eat both of their fug asses.

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These pics are from Friday night when Parasite Hilton and Brit Brit Spears hit Hyde nightclub in Los Angeles. These two seemed to be joined at the vaginas and it grosses me out. WTF is Britney wearing? I mean this skankbitch is worth $150 million and she still buys clothes from Wal-Mart. I mean they are totally dating and will elope in Laughlin any day now. Click here to see some pictures taken that night of Britney's other "Little Miss Sunshine" if I ain't being too subtle.

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Look at Parasite Hilton eyeing Britney Spears' huge breastes. Homegirl wants to rub her STD-ridden bagina all over that. These two make me sick. I was in Britney's corner, but she's sleeping with the enemy. This is like the 1,367,894th time these two pieces of trash have hung out together. They even color coordinated for Christmas. Too bad they look like two used-up and broke-down Christmas trees. They look like the Christmas trees that are laying on the curb the day after New Years. SICK!

Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't want to hear your petty problems, so don't even try it. He spent a few months filming "Blood Diamond" in Mozambique and witnesses poverty at its worst and doesn't think any of us have the right to moan about our lives.

He said, "There's astounding conditions but what I was left with, after spending time in Africa, is it really was the power of the human spirit there and the fact these people have been through so much and they were still dancing in the streets.

"I don't want to hear what we, as Americans, have to deal with when you're immersed in a place like that for six months and you see the extreme levels of what they have to deal with."

Um...aren't you bothering me with YOUR issues Leonardo? Take your own advice and shut it! Now go buy me a car. Actually, I think he should move there and help them full time. He's not gonna need a lot of dough to do this, so he can give me his fortune. I'll put it to good use. I know! It's the holidays, but the holidays make me selfish! Did somebody say diamond?

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Prince William and the hunkness that is Prince Harry are apparently organizing a charity concert in honor of their mother, Princess Diana, next year. The concert will be on July 1st, their mother's birthday and be one of the first events at the brand new Wembley Arena in London.

The Daily Mail reports:

The new stadium is due for completion in June 2007. The venue, costing £757million - double the initial estimate - and 15 months past its original deadline, is in desperate need of a spectacular and flawless launch.

It is understood that the Princes hope that by celebrating their mother's life on what would have been her 46th birthday, the sting will be taken out of August 31 - the date on which she died in Paris.

Because next year is the tenth anniversary of her death, they are aware that the date is bound to resonate publicly more than ever.

An official announcement is due to be made on December 12 but plans for the concert were set in motion during the summer after a series of discussions with their Private Secretary, Jamie Lowther-Pinkerton, in which William and Harry expressed a desire to honour their mother's life and continue the legacy of her charitable work.

The Princes have apparently already asked Madonna, Beyonce and Kylie Minogue to all participate. All chicks, eh? I see how it is. They should make their stepmother, Camilla Parker Bowles, sing "Candle in the Wind" now that's a show!

Woodsy the Owl