Night Crumbs

Thank you to Chris Hemsworth’s eyes for telling his brain that dressing like a gigolo who travels through the South of France looking for rich widows to seduce and scam (aka The Fabio) IS the look, because it IS! – Lainey Gossip 

A fashion icon to watch: Benedict Cumberbatch’s wife Sophie Hunter for wearing the belt that came with dresses at Dress Barn circa 1994 – Celebitchy

A mess from Vanderpump Rules is suing another mess from Vanderpump Rules – Reality Tea

Somebody give LeAnn Rimes a Midol for those cramps and a glass of water for that thirst – Drunken Stepfather

Melania Trump is totally going to sneakily switch places with her wax figure so that she can live in Madame Tussauds and her wax figure can live in the White House – Towleroad

Brit Brit Spears really needs to put it in her hot piece’s contract that he must slather her body with sunblock. Although, she may get off on her skin being the color of a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto – Hollywood Tuna

Isla Fisher looks like she got diarrhea’d on by an ugly bridesmaid dress from the early 80s – Popoholic

Michael Che and ScarJo’s man are hosting the Emmys – SOW

Based on a statement from Avicii’s family, it seems like suicide was the cause of his death – Just Jared

Kelis says that Nas beat her all through their marriage – The Grapevine

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