Jennifer Aniston Is Too Busy To Be Dating Right Now
It’s been sixteen months since Jennifer Aniston called it quits with her possibly-not-legal second husband Justin Theroux. Since then, Jen has been single. If you ask any one of the tabloids why she’s single, they’ll probably roll their eyes and tell you that’s just what Jen wants you to believe to throw you off the scent of her secret reunion with Brad Pitt. But if you ask Jen, she might tell you it’s because she’s just too busy for dating.
Jennifer is even too busy to make statements about how she’s too busy for dating. Instead, a source is doing the talking to People. They say that after Justin and Jen broke up, she focused on her work:
“[Jen] is genuinely happy and fulfilled by her work right now,” a source tells PEOPLE. A source adds it’s only a matter of time before she finds that special someone. “She will be cautious [about dating again]. If something comes into her life, that’s fine, but she is not sitting on the edge of her seat.”
The first source is kind of stating the obvious. Jen’s currently got Murder Mystery with Adam Sandler, which according to Netflix has been a massive success. Apparently 30,869,863 Netflix accounts watched Murder Mystery in its first three days on the streaming site.
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30,869,863 accounts watched Murder Mystery in its first 3 days – the biggest opening weekend ever for a Netflix Film. 13,374,914 accounts in the US and Canada, and 17,494,949 more worldwide.
— Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) June 18, 2019
I’d like to see an in-depth breakdown of those numbers, because who are these 30+ million people not using their old roommate’s account and password? Suspicious.
Jen also has her upcoming Apple series with Reese Witherspoon, The Morning Show. She also has to deal with a never-ending stream of questions about a Friends reunion, so she’s busy. Another source says that Jen wants to date, but it’s just not possible with her current schedule. And even if she is able to squeeze in a date or two with some man that feels emotionally secure enough to be labeled “Jen’s Sad Substitute For Brad,” it doesn’t leave her with much time to get to know him. I doubt she wants to spend what precious time she has after work explaining how things work around her Malibu mansion. “Excuse me, but did I just see a Fiji water bottle in the trash? I believe the 1-hour orientation meeting covered that this is a Smartwater home.”
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