Night Crumbs
Before I even watched the teaser trailer for Showtime’s On Becoming A God In Central Florida starring Kirsten Dunst, it already had me for four reasons: Florida, the 90s, pyramid schemes, and Beth Ditto. And when I watched it, it had all of me thanks to Alexander Skarsgard’s loins-destorying mullet of hotness – – Jezebel
At the MTV Movie & TV Awards (which still exist for some reason), Lizzo took everyone to church, specifically The Church of Sister Act 2! – Lainey Gossip
YouTuber Elijah Daniel used his money to buy the town of Hell, Michigan and renamed it Gay Hell, Michigan in protest of the Trump administration banning embassies from flying rainbow flags for Pride. Okay, but I’ve been to Gay Hell before and it’s called when my brunch spot runs out of rosé during Bottomless Rosé Sunday – Towleroad
The Daily Beast published the Max Landis Is A Creep exposé that was buried in 2017 – Pajiba
Expect stock in SUV cameras to drop if the Master of Carpool Karaoke, James Corden, doesn’t renew his contract with The Late Late Show – SOW
Slap me down with a wet chicken cutlet, because I legit thought this was Phoebe Price for a quick millisecond. Declare me legally blind – Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Alba is serving “business woman who just hit up a sales at Clothestime circa 1991” – Popoholic
Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson publicly came out with their gayelle love because of Pride month – Celebitchy
Ryan Lochte is somebody’s father again – Just Jared
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