Night Crumbs

Drake hasn’t stopped celebrating his hometown team, the Raptors, winning the NBA championship, and he and several players took the party to Las Vegas where they once again let him hold the trophy. You can practically see the tears of undying love forming in his eyes as he holds his one true love. Why do I have a feeling that trophy is going to mysteriously go missing? The Raptors should prepare for that and decide which one of them going to go up to Drake and say, “Okay, sorry to do this, but I’m going to need you to drop those chonies, spread those cheeks, and cough really hard.” – Lainey Gossip

I guess Suzanne Collins, the author of the Hunger Games series, decided that the only thing better than making zillions of dollars from her hit books is making a zillion more for writing the prequel that’s not needed – Pajiba

One of The Try Guys came out in a So You Think You Can Dance-on-steroids music video – Towleroad

There was a girls-only Friends reunion for Courteney Cox’s birthday, and this pic looks like the three stages of Botox use – SOW

Olivia Wilde is giving you Anne of Green Gables goes on vacation – Drunken Stepfather 

For why is Aubrey Plaza dressed like Pimp Mama Kris? – Popoholic

The internet has lied to us all again, because that topless Chernobyl shoot didn’t happen at Chernobyl – The Blemish

Georgia isn’t going to get themselves some Tiffany Haddish and it’s all because of their anti-abortion bill – Celebitchy

The other Lyon son got into some trouble with the law too (although, not nearly close to Jamal Lyon levels) – Just Jared

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