Night Crumbs

June 13, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Eight months after we all found out that Cassie broke up with Diddy again, she has announced that she is pregnant with a baby she made with her personal trainer man Alex Fine. So it looks like Cassie has finally de-Diddy’d herself and is freeeee. And I bet Diddy is going to beat the Guinness World Record for the longest time spent with his mouth open, because he’s probably got his mouth open with shock while holding the now cut-off string he used to string Cassie’s ass along for all those years – Lainey Gossip

This story about gay flamingo love took me higher, but their names really should be John Waters and Liberace – Towleroad

Today I learned that the Swamp Thing was rebooted into a TV show, and I guess I wasn’t the only one who didn’t know that, because it got shit-canned after its first episode premiered – Pajiba

The one-ginger tourism board of Mykonos is still hard at work – Drunken Stepfather

Christina Hendricks gets an A+++ from me for her cosplay of the couch in the sunroom of your grandma’s Florida vacation house – Popoholic

Selena Gomez is giving me “failed audition for the role of Sammy Jo in Dynasty” – Hollywood Tuna

Nancy Meyers says that she never said that drooling over the kitchens in her movies is sexist – Celebitchy

Jabba the Trump is going to announce Kim Kartrashian as Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ replacement in 3.. 2… – Just Jared

Sylvia Miles is now in the Ray Ruby’s Paradise in heaven – The WOW Report

Pic: Instagram

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