Night Crumbs

Jessica Biel may be going from failed fancy kids restaurant mogul to Warrior Queen of the Anti-Vaxxers. I don’t know if Jenny McCarthy is prolapsing with excitement or prolapsing with jealousy. But really, Justin Timberlake has given us all a chronic case of the eye rolls and now his wife wants everyone to get the measles! – Jezebel

So…. in Little Fires Everywhere, Reese Witherspoon looks like Reese Witherspoon modeling some Draper James dress. In the wise words of her Big Little Lies co-star Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestley: Groundbreaking. – Lainey Gossip

Hunter Biden got married to a South African woman just a month after we all heard he split from his late brother’s widow. Maybe Hunter thought he could help his dad out by using his signature brand of messiness to temporarily distract from Joe’s abortion stance switch. Nice try, Hunter – Just Jared

One episode of HBO’s Euphoria has more dicks than a senate hearing, apparently – Pajiba

Artie from Glee is all grown up and getting into an awkward clothes-on hugging session in the shower with another dude in his music video – Towleroad

These sources somehow didn’t get the memo that it is June 2019, the Oscars have come and gone, and so the Gaga/Cooper shit can be buried for good now – Celebitchy

Gigi Hadid tried it, but everybody’s auntie worked the “fluffy bedroom slippers out in public” look much, much better – Drunken Stepfather

Selena Gomez is serving Miss Kitty Jr. at a funeral chic – Popoholic

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